re: Would you rather be crucified or hung, drawn, and quartered?

as long as its not bongo



A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman, were shipwrecked and washed up on a desert island, where they were captured by the natives, and imprisoned. The next day, the Scotsman was taken out in front of the whole tribe, where the leader asked him one question. "Death, or Bongo?" The Scotsman thought about it for a second, and then said, "Bongo" thinking that anything would be better than death. The natives then pushed him up against a tree, and the entire tribe took turns at screwing him. Five hours later, he had a very sore bottom, but he was set free.

The next day, the Englishman was brought out in front of the tribe, and was asked the same question, "Death or Bongo?" The Englishman had seen what had happened the previous day, but was afraid to die, and being English he was also a bit of a snob, so he said, "Bongo". Again, every man in the tribe took turns at screwing him, and at the end of the day, he was set free, but couldn't sit down for a month.

On the third day, the Irishman was taken out of his cell, and was asked by the leader of the tribe, "Death, or Bongo?" Well, the Irishman had seen what had gone on for the last two days, and had heard the screaming and howling. He decided that there was no way he was going to suffer like that, so he said, "Death". The chief of the tribe looked surprised for a moment, then he smiled. "Very well," he said. "You are a brave man. Today, you will have.....Death by Bongo!!!!!

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punches me in the face

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Just caught him in Biloxi last Friday. Dude still has it and Simpson in her prime.