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re: Would you let your wife sell farts in a jar online?
Posted on 4/29/23 at 5:51 am to Korkstand
Posted on 4/29/23 at 5:51 am to Korkstand
quote:
2. What's the most common technique to fill a jar? Are they just farting into a jar or are they doing it properly in the tub with an upside-down water-filled jar and bubbling the farts up into it?
Sounds like you have engineer training without telling me you are an engineer
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Posted on 4/29/23 at 6:52 am to Richard Grayson
A lady wouldn't do that.
Posted on 4/29/23 at 7:31 am to Richard Grayson
Shite yeah I would. I could probably quit work.
Posted on 4/29/23 at 7:35 am to Richard Grayson
Depends on how much. Everyone has a price.
Posted on 4/29/23 at 7:36 am to Richard Grayson
It all depends but probably. Only unless all of her chores are done first. Dinner ain’t gonna make itself.
Posted on 4/29/23 at 7:50 am to Richard Grayson
I’ll do the asparagus farts in a jar and sell them under a stage name like……Fatima, Christina, or Stankquarius…just sayin.
Posted on 4/29/23 at 8:22 am to dbeck
quote:
We got a regular Fartimedes over here. A real Isaac Pootin.
Watch out Pooter McGavin
Posted on 4/29/23 at 8:41 am to Korkstand
Posted on 4/29/23 at 8:50 am to Korkstand
quote:
What's the most common technique to fill a jar? Are they just farting into a jar or are they doing it properly in the tub with an upside-down water-filled jar and bubbling the farts up into it?
I think you’re gonna need a pool and some scuba gear if you want to maximize production.
Posted on 4/29/23 at 8:51 am to Hangit
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When you buy a can of soup, do you tell Campbell's how much chicken aand how many noodles to put in? No. You buy it, or do not buy it.
There is no fart recipe service being run. There are farts in jars
If we're running a fart-jar service we're 100% offering custom artisan bespoke products, not generic beer or crackling farts.
This is tOT, we do things right or not at all.
Posted on 4/29/23 at 9:20 am to Richard Grayson
quote:Hmmmm...
it’s doesn’t seem evil at all. It’s not something that can ruin you even
Posted on 4/29/23 at 9:21 am to Richard Grayson
There are some fricked up individuals in this world.
Posted on 4/29/23 at 9:32 am to Richard Grayson
3 pages and no mention of these farts being imported from Germany or whatyearisit.jpg?
I'm disappointed in the OT
I'm disappointed in the OT
Posted on 4/29/23 at 9:49 am to Richard Grayson
Had a girl say she was approached by a guy who wanted her to film herself farting, he would pay $800. Wanted to see the ol eye pucker I guess. Ppl in some weird shite these days
I asked if she needed a ride to Taco Bell
I asked if she needed a ride to Taco Bell
Posted on 4/30/23 at 12:58 pm to Richard Grayson
The girl made $250k until she ate too many eggs and had to go to ER
Posted on 4/30/23 at 1:21 pm to K338
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The girl made $250k until she ate too many eggs and had to go to ER
Did you make an account just to say that?
Posted on 4/30/23 at 1:38 pm to Richard Grayson
They are noxious so yes.
Posted on 4/30/23 at 2:43 pm to Richard Grayson
She sending out free samples?
Posted on 4/30/23 at 2:53 pm to mt1
How do you seal the jars quick enough to contain the fart?
Are the fart jars extra $$$ after 2 days of RBnRice?
Are the fart jars extra $$$ after 2 days of RBnRice?
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