Would you kill this little guy with fire?

He would get a rare pass from the flames. Very cool and have never seen it before

frick yeah. I am a pyromaniac. You give me something that produces fire and tell me to go kill something like spiders, there is no going back. Plus, I hate spiders and I don't care how cute they might look to people, they don't deserve to live.

Linnaeus is turning in his grave with the lackadaisical naming.

Spideripitus somethingoranother

He'd make a good air traffic controller.

I am a sheep. I need to know how my boy pecker feels about it first

The second he put his hands up, I shoot.

F that noise.

frickin a, no shot in letting that lil mofo come up in my hood dancing that peacock shite tryna take all the fine bitches for himself. Gonna have to smack that lil punk arse down make sure he know his place in this ghetto

You got seduced by a fricking spider, you're as good as dead. The only answer is kill it by fire, before it eats your face or lays eggs in your ear.

You must always burn the body