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re: Would you do 2 years in prison for $2 million upon release?
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:13 pm to djangochained
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:13 pm to djangochained
You must like jelly. 
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:16 pm to N2cars
quote:
No sex
You could still have sex
quote:
no alcohol
Toilet wine
quote:
no driving
Yea can't help you there
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:17 pm to stout
"no driving" being a deal breaker is kinda weird for me
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:18 pm to stout
Yeah, but if you get caught breaking the rules you are DQ''ed per OP.
So no toilet wine or that gross other thing.
So no toilet wine or that gross other thing.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:18 pm to BlueYoda
quote:
1.0-1.3 million dollars.
Dude thats $1800 a day. For one days pay you could get some goon to smuggle in a Note 4 up his a-hole. then get on the OT every day and brag about your stacks piling up
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:20 pm to Salmon
Freedom to do what I want, when I want.
FYI, no long runs either. Unless you like getting shot at.
FYI, no long runs either. Unless you like getting shot at.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:21 pm to bourne1978
I did seven years for free. So, yes.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:23 pm to bourne1978
Nearest prison to me aint a good one and after taxes its way less money.
And I'd still do it.
White collar and no taxes? I'd do more than 2 years.
And I'd still do it.
White collar and no taxes? I'd do more than 2 years.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:24 pm to dansr731
quote:
I did seven years for free.
Go on..
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:24 pm to Chef Leppard
quote:Uh huh.
Nope. Ive sat in there for a month before. it aint that bad. you just start seeing equations and shite on the wall like beautiful mind
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:25 pm to TheCaterpillar
Nearest prison is in town. Nice facility, dorms instead of cells for low risk offenders. I'd do a couple years for a couple million.
If you don't come out and blow it all on a house you don't need and a car that cost over 100k, you'd be doing ok.
If you don't come out and blow it all on a house you don't need and a car that cost over 100k, you'd be doing ok.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:27 pm to bourne1978
Not no, but hell no. It would have to be for a lot more. 2 years without technology or Google to lookup something quickly. Being out of touch with what's going on in my friend's and family's lives.
Oh and don't get me started on prison food. I do not eat anything prepared in a vat. I can imagine non-hygienic people stirring it up with a wooden paddle and slopping it on a tray and claiming it were fit for human consumption.
I guess if I did go, it would be a sure fire way to get in tip top shape aside from not eating....idk what else I would spend my time on though.
Oh and don't get me started on prison food. I do not eat anything prepared in a vat. I can imagine non-hygienic people stirring it up with a wooden paddle and slopping it on a tray and claiming it were fit for human consumption.
I guess if I did go, it would be a sure fire way to get in tip top shape aside from not eating....idk what else I would spend my time on though.
This post was edited on 8/22/15 at 4:28 pm
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:28 pm to Chef Leppard
My liver would thank me for sure.
Also, people really overplay the rape thing. Certain crimes are targeted wayyyy more than others.
Put me in there for financial crime, mind my own damn business, give money/barder to some bigger guys, etc. and most people would be fine.
ETA:
I spent a few nights in population in Okaloosa County my senior year in HS for some stupid shite that was dropped later on, but I experienced what it was like. Not rapey at all
Also, people really overplay the rape thing. Certain crimes are targeted wayyyy more than others.
Put me in there for financial crime, mind my own damn business, give money/barder to some bigger guys, etc. and most people would be fine.
ETA:
I spent a few nights in population in Okaloosa County my senior year in HS for some stupid shite that was dropped later on, but I experienced what it was like. Not rapey at all
This post was edited on 8/22/15 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:28 pm to bourne1978
Sure. The nearest one is Central Mississippi Correctional Facility. I could escape any time I want and they would never notice.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:29 pm to 13SaintTiger
I said of course then laughed at stouts comment
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:29 pm to blueboy
Nah im serious. Except about the math
You still get cantine and shite in there. its not fun but its not the end of the world
(assuming its like county)
You still get cantine and shite in there. its not fun but its not the end of the world
(assuming its like county)
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:29 pm to RogerTheShrubber
quote:
If you don't come out and blow it all on a house you don't need and a car that cost over 100k, you'd be doing ok.
exactly
I'm 31, I wouldn't be able to retire in a mansion with a bunch of cars and shite, but I could pay off my mortgage, set up accounts for my daughter and future child (maybe), give my retirements accounts huge bumps, set up other investment accounts, etc...plus my wife could stop working.
Those that say it wouldn't change their lives are absolutely retarded.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:29 pm to Rox
quote:
I can imagine non-hygienic people stirring it up with a wooden paddle and slopping it on a tray and claiming it were fit for human consumption.
Some prison's sub the food out to a catering/cafeteria company. The same type of companies in hospitals and such.
Don't believe the shite you see in movies.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:31 pm to Salmon
quote:
Those that say it wouldn't change their lives are absolutely retarded.
Probably because they're the ones who would blow it on stupid shite.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:31 pm to stout
quote:
Don't believe the shite you see in movies.
yep
my buddy is a prison guard
says the prisoners walk around, exercise, read books, surf the internet (although limited), watch TV, garden, etc all day
and that was a federal prison
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