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re: Would alien abduction be that bad if they swore not to use the anal probe?
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:26 pm to Eightballjacket
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:26 pm to Eightballjacket
sitting on a stool while 40 grey aliens take turns gently batting my knockers?
sounds like a pretty decent little Monday night to me
sounds like a pretty decent little Monday night to me
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:27 pm to Eightballjacket
Who said anal probing was bad? 
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:28 pm to upgrade
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What if the aliens doing all the anal probing are the equivalent of our teenagers cow tipping or something like that? They take off after laughing their at our dumb asses.
Actually not too far off from the truth. It was basically our equivalent of a reality tv show. Kind of like Punkd meets Impractical Jokers with a dash of To Catch a Predator
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:31 pm to Eightballjacket
I would beat the shite out of one of those tiny fricks.
Make a move fellas. I got some for all of you.
Make a move fellas. I got some for all of you.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:37 pm to GEAUXT
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Umm...have you seen Fire in the Sky?
Yep
Anal probe > eye probe
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:39 pm to Eightballjacket
Depends on the aliens?
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:42 pm to Eightballjacket
Solve E=MC2 for Energy.
Navigate through time and space like Dr. Who.
Salivate over solving the mysteries of the elimination phase of the human digestive tract.
Makes total sense
.
Navigate through time and space like Dr. Who.
Salivate over solving the mysteries of the elimination phase of the human digestive tract.
Makes total sense
. 
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:52 pm to Bullfrog
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Solve E=MC2 for Energy. Navigate through time and space like Dr. Who. Salivate over solving the mysteries of the elimination phase of the human digestive tract. Makes total sense
Aliens probe because they are pervs. Its not for science
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:53 pm to Eightballjacket
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abduction be that bad if they swore not to use the anal probe?
I VOTE YES!
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:55 pm to Cosmo
quote:1st hand knowledge?
Aliens probe because they are pervs.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:04 pm to Eightballjacket
The way this country is heading Alien abduction might be a good outcome.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:11 pm to Eightballjacket
Do the aliens look like her? I need to know.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:12 pm to Eightballjacket
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Would alien abduction be that bad if they swore not to use the anal probe?
Posted on 1/10/22 at 8:14 pm to Eightballjacket
I dunno. If they sent my labs and other miscellaneous findings to my primary doc - and maybe a copy for me to look over - then an alien abduction may not be so bad I guess. The anal probe might even save me from getting a future colonoscopy if things check out.
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