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Worthless teachers make me want to shove a q-tip too far in my ear

Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:01 am
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:01 am
Sitting in class right now, not because I am here to learn, but I want the guy to know I came to class. He is completely inept, and overcomplicates this class to almost a comical amount. Coming to class actually confuses me, so I usually sit here picking my nose, browsing TD, or sleeping.

I have a B in this class because I go home and teach myself. I've had a few bad ones for elective classes, but this guy is a regular ME teacher.....and is American!

To make matters worse, it is an engineering class, so there are only two chicks, one of which looks like a linebacker, and the other one looks like she got hit in the face with a 2x4. Yeah, I thong check them, but I don't like it
This post was edited on 11/18/14 at 9:09 am
Posted by hendersonshands
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:02 am to
You mean professor? Grow up.
Posted by LSUsmartass
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:04 am to
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and the other one looks like she got hit in the face with a 24.

Was she on an episode of sesame street or something?
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:05 am to
You're paying for a piece of paper called a degree so that when you get out someone will hire you. You aren't paying to learn. You will learn at your job everything you need to know.
Posted by SUB
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:05 am to
So much fail in the OP.

WTF is a 24? 2x4?
Posted by Choctaw
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:05 am to
shouldn't use q-tips. not good for you
Posted by LSUsmartass
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:06 am to
I use qtips
Posted by jose
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:06 am to
Better than sitting in a med school class and you Indian prof who is fresh off the boat can't pronounce the word, so he just makes one up.
Posted by Choctaw
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:07 am to
i use a straightened paper clip
Posted by Choctaw
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Better than sitting in a med school class and you Indian prof who is fresh off the boat can't pronounce the word, so he just makes one up.



you're going to med school in a third world country....i wouldn't complain too much
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Sitting in class right now, not because I am here to learn, but I want the guy to know I came to class


So you're in class right now solely so the teacher, who you acknowledge you don't care for, knows you're there?

Who is the worthless one, again?
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:09 am to
SwiftKey problems. You'd think with the nothing I'm doing right now I'd catch that
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:10 am to
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:11 am to
quote:

Sitting in class right now, not because I am here to learn, but I want the guy to know I came to class. He is completely inept, and overcomplicates this class to almost a comical amount.


Reminds me of my 9th grade world history teacher. Guy was a total arse. He was proud of the fact that it had been years since anyone had passed his class with above a B average. Behind his back he was known as "Old Buzzard" because that's pretty much what he looked and acted like. A week in his class consisted of him lecturing the whole period from Monday through Thursday while the class took notes while he lectured. On Friday he'd give a test based off his lectures. Just to piss him off I'd sleep through his class and then ace his tests on Friday. I literally never once wrote a single word or note in his class. He hated me with a passion but he still had to give me a something like a 96 average which just infuriated him. I remember at one point in the year he led me after class and cussed me out. Man, I loved to piss him off.
This post was edited on 11/18/14 at 9:13 am
Posted by lsu480
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:13 am to
quote:

shove a q-tip too far in my ear


Impossible
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:15 am to
There are only about 15 people in the class right now, and I have a manufacturing class after this
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:15 am to
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shouldn't use q-tips. not good for you


He should be using his truck key, like everyone else, right?
Posted by tigersownall
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:16 am to
I do believe these frickers need to be held accountable. I woke up at 6 to study for a test at 9 today. Get there. Class cancelled. Hours of precious sleep lost.
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:16 am to
I don't like smelling my truck key afterwards, so I use q-tips
Posted by lsu480
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Posted on 11/18/14 at 9:18 am to
quote:

On Friday he'd give a test based off his lectures. Just to piss him off I'd sleep through his class and then ace his tests on Friday


If the tests were based on lectures you slept thru how did you ace them?
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