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Worst joke you've played on your kids?

Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:24 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
166082 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:24 pm
Yesterday had the yellow bug zapper, son touched it but I wasn't holding buttons. Made daughter brave enough to touch it but buttons may have been pressed this time

Boy she was pissed at me
Posted by Paige
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Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:26 pm to
I've never wanted to hurt my child...
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134839 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:27 pm to
Told them I wasn't their father. It's true, but they didn't know that.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166082 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

I've never wanted to hurt my child...

pretty gay Paige
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50247 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:28 pm to
Aren´t you worried about yeast on your pecker?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

I've never wanted to hurt my child...


you serious?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166082 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:29 pm to
Nah, I don't pump my friends dude
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124195 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:29 pm to
Sounds like child abuse

Be careful doing that.
Posted by Paige
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Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:31 pm to
yes, but I'm kind of a sissy
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124195 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:33 pm to
Why do you barely post anymore?
Posted by YeahYeah
Member since Jun 2016
2173 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:33 pm to
Similar situation but it was with a cattle prod on my nephew.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:34 pm to
I got a life

hbu
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124195 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:34 pm to
That's definitely child abuse

Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:35 pm to
Told them they were adopted.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166082 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:35 pm to
U sound like u have no kids
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123876 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:35 pm to
Tug of war. You let them pull as Hard as they can and then let go.


Pretty funny.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:37 pm to
Played dead for a few hours when my kid was 3, hid the phones and locked the doors from the outside. She was crying like a little bitch trying to wake me up!
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166082 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:38 pm to
That aint white
Posted by YeahYeah
Member since Jun 2016
2173 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:38 pm to
Meh that's not the worst thing that little bastard had to do. He once left the gate open so my brother made him stand there holding the gate closed the whole day which was about 8 hours in the Cuban heat
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:38 pm to
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