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re: worst experience you've had with a girl in bed
Posted on 1/27/22 at 9:17 pm to RealDawg
Posted on 1/27/22 at 9:17 pm to RealDawg
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RealDawg
Man, don’t take this the wrong way, but after reading this thread I feel like you should have to report your most recent address somewhere and communities should get notified if you move in.
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Posted on 1/27/22 at 9:25 pm to CaptSpaulding
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and communities should get notified if you move in.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 9:25 pm to CaptSpaulding
I have sex with myself, so all this is avoided.
I feel asexual reading these experiences as I've never been that horny to endure grossness of this magnitude.
I feel asexual reading these experiences as I've never been that horny to endure grossness of this magnitude.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 9:25 pm to charminultra
Was in HS senior year and was messing around with this freaky chick, well she liked to video us with her parents camcorder on vhs tapes. One weekend her parents went out of town and she snuck me in and we shot a whole movie on her parents bed. Extreme close ups of everything.
She didn’t trust me with the tape of course cus I’d show it to all my buds. I think she liked to watch it when alone. Anyway, bitch hid it in her room and she calls me a few weeks later saying her mom found it and watched it.
Needless to say it was very awkward every time I ran into her parents.
She didn’t trust me with the tape of course cus I’d show it to all my buds. I think she liked to watch it when alone. Anyway, bitch hid it in her room and she calls me a few weeks later saying her mom found it and watched it.
Needless to say it was very awkward every time I ran into her parents.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 9:29 pm to CaptSpaulding
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Man, don’t take this the wrong way, but after reading this thread I feel like you should have to report your most recent address somewhere and communities should get notified if you move in.
To be fair, Santa getting a bj and big girl raping me not really my fault.
That said, sorry for partying.
Zero doubt lots of baws have stories they aren’t letting loose and all those are grown arse women.
This post was edited on 1/27/22 at 9:36 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 9:33 pm to moontigr
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The situation reminded me of when I was in college, and I walked into the room and my buddy was going down on this big fat chick and he had blood all over his face. I almost threw up. When I asked him about it later, he said that where he's from they call that "earning your red wings."
A wise man once told me, or maybe it was Moses I forget, but he said you can always swim in the Red Sea, but never, never drink the water…..
Posted on 1/27/22 at 9:34 pm to charminultra
Hooked up with a Tulane travel nurse at an Arts for Art Sake party, went to her place at the Woodward Wight. Pulls me in her bedroom and got naked.. She was laying on her stomach and her arse looked like a hair taco she has such a hairy cootch. Complete turnoff...
Posted on 1/27/22 at 9:34 pm to swiper
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swiper
fricking loser. Please continue to have sex with yourself. Let the others actually accomplish it.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 9:35 pm to cssamerican
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I’m just hoping this is true, cause it’s hilarious
The original story is from Reddit:
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Not me, but an old friend of mine.
Really quiet, soft-spoken, polite guy. A total gentleman and a graduate student in the liberal arts. Also, pretty inexperienced, tentative, and vanilla sexually.
He's dating this really cool girl for maybe two months. She is much kinkier in bed. She floats the idea of dirty talk, and apparently likes to be objectified, even demeaned a bit, from time to time. He's hesitant, but wants to please her and doesn't dismiss the idea outright. Changes the subject and figures that they'll revisit the idea another time.
Anyway...they have sex a few days later for the first time since the conversation. Really going at it doggystyle, and she tells him to talk dirty to her. He says that he can't think of anything to say, so he says nothing, and she then repeats the request, but the second time she is not fricking requesting, but demanding it. He comes up with:
"Yeah...you like that, you fricking retard?"
He's never struck me as one for embellishment, so I believe him. He said that was it for sex that night, although they are still together two years on now.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 9:58 pm to swiper
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I've never been that horny to endure grossness of this magnitude.
You should have just said that you have never been drunk enough to do any of these things
Posted on 1/27/22 at 10:00 pm to charminultra
Climbed on and right back off. BAD, pulled over on the causeway on the way home and washed little man off with my last beer!
Posted on 1/27/22 at 10:06 pm to imageauto
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washed little man off with my last beer!
Posted on 1/27/22 at 10:07 pm to charminultra
The girls I’ve been with always gave me warning when their time of the month was coming. A subtle you might not get any this week so no bloody tales from me.
My friends have had to deal with the smelly twats and bleeders. I remember one friend who kicked one out of bed cause she smelled bad. He came into the other room to tell me how he couldn’t keep it up cause of the smell. I just laughed at him.
Only real crazy story is the time my female friend kicked a guy out of bed and threw a lamp at him for having whiskey dick. I was in the other room with a girl.
My friends have had to deal with the smelly twats and bleeders. I remember one friend who kicked one out of bed cause she smelled bad. He came into the other room to tell me how he couldn’t keep it up cause of the smell. I just laughed at him.
Only real crazy story is the time my female friend kicked a guy out of bed and threw a lamp at him for having whiskey dick. I was in the other room with a girl.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 10:09 pm to charminultra
Who cares, had secks
Posted on 1/27/22 at 10:09 pm to Pisco
Is it fricked up that I've had quite a few of the worst experiences listed in this thread?
Posted on 1/27/22 at 10:20 pm to charminultra
I'm the dude that the gal had a miscarriage on...
Posted on 1/27/22 at 10:21 pm to charminultra
Posted on 1/27/22 at 10:27 pm to shutterspeed
Nah. I’ve known guys who’ve gotten crabs multiple times. Drunken friends who’ve taken home fat chicks. One of my friends bed had so much blood on it, it looked like a horror movie.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 10:31 pm to charminultra
Prosthetic arm came off
Just a Fd up night
Just a Fd up night
Posted on 1/27/22 at 10:37 pm to shutterspeed
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Is it fricked up that I've had quite a few of the worst experiences listed in this thread?
Had a gal break my dick...story worthy of its own thread
Had a gal's dog crap sick poo all over the bed during sex
Had a gal kick me out the window because she told me during sex she was married right when he walked in
I've some other less than pleasant experiences, but the miscarriage was the worst...by far
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