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Posted on 6/29/17 at 12:15 pm to tduecen
Sorry, had to get it off my chest. It was horrible.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 12:16 pm to tduecen
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Not really reading any horror stories
Are you wanting someone to fess up to waking up in a bathtub full of ice and missing a kidney?
Posted on 6/29/17 at 12:50 pm to WiredBobcat
Went on a movie date with a girl I was seeing. She was a real bad alcoholic so she would sip on 40's throughout the day if she wasn't working which was seldom (background on this is that both of her parents are professors and very wealthy). She arrived to my place and I decided to have drinks prior to watching the movie which was like 2 margaritas.
We walk to the movies afterwards and by the time we sat down all the alcohol was kicking in and she passed out in the seat prior to the movie starting. Shortly after she's freaking out not know where she was, I dragged her out by her arm. We stopped at a pizza place on the way home, she starts to move around trying to pinch people not wearing green (this was St. Patricks Day). After a group black chicks were about to beat her arse I dragged off again to my truck to go home. She later pissed the bed and then we argued till 4am.
Needless to say I ended that relationship and never returned any phone calls or text messages.
We walk to the movies afterwards and by the time we sat down all the alcohol was kicking in and she passed out in the seat prior to the movie starting. Shortly after she's freaking out not know where she was, I dragged her out by her arm. We stopped at a pizza place on the way home, she starts to move around trying to pinch people not wearing green (this was St. Patricks Day). After a group black chicks were about to beat her arse I dragged off again to my truck to go home. She later pissed the bed and then we argued till 4am.
Needless to say I ended that relationship and never returned any phone calls or text messages.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 1:20 pm to WiredBobcat
A group of us went out to a bar one night. One of the girls in the group, that I had only seen pics of previously, hit it off. She gave me her license and money to hold because she planned "to be with me the rest of the night".
Around 11:30, she and I and another couple left with the intention of heading to the other guy's house that was with us. We decided to stop at Waffle House first. It was pretty busy and after having ordered and our food being slow to arrive, the chick I was with blurts out rather loudly: "Where is our fricking food?!" I was taken aback but not nearly as much when her next statement was "These GD n-words need to hurry up with our fricking order!!"
Now, the whole staff was black as well as many of the patrons. At that point I am imagining Leroy in the kitchen jacking off in our hash browns and spitting in our coffee. I told her quickly to shut up or we were leaving her there. She replied that wouldn't happen because we were in her car. Told her I didn't give a frick whose car it was because I had the keys.
We ended up leaving but she was pissed at me for telling her to chill in front of the entire restaurant. What seemed to be an almost sure thing early in the night ended up with me going to bed alone and I never laid eyes on her again. Heard later she had some sort of chemical imbalance. I can believe it.
Around 11:30, she and I and another couple left with the intention of heading to the other guy's house that was with us. We decided to stop at Waffle House first. It was pretty busy and after having ordered and our food being slow to arrive, the chick I was with blurts out rather loudly: "Where is our fricking food?!" I was taken aback but not nearly as much when her next statement was "These GD n-words need to hurry up with our fricking order!!"
Now, the whole staff was black as well as many of the patrons. At that point I am imagining Leroy in the kitchen jacking off in our hash browns and spitting in our coffee. I told her quickly to shut up or we were leaving her there. She replied that wouldn't happen because we were in her car. Told her I didn't give a frick whose car it was because I had the keys.
We ended up leaving but she was pissed at me for telling her to chill in front of the entire restaurant. What seemed to be an almost sure thing early in the night ended up with me going to bed alone and I never laid eyes on her again. Heard later she had some sort of chemical imbalance. I can believe it.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 2:08 pm to WiredBobcat
I met a girl at a party, she seemed decent and asked me out, so I said yes. When I pick her up a couple of days later we go to a restaurant. This woman actually has the nerve to ask for the waiters phone number in front of me. I immediately plan on dropping her off after dinner but she says she wants to go to my place and get drunk. So I say, "what the hell, atleast I will get laid. Well, we get to my place, get drunk, and then all of a sudden she tells me, "Just so you know, you are not getting laid". By this point I'm pissed, but too drunk to drive her home, so I go to bed. I woke up at 6 a.m. and immediately wake her up and get her home. Ten minutes after I leave she texts me and asked me out again. I immediately block her number and her Facebook account and never see her again.
The experience was so terrible I almost cancelled another date I had for later in the week. Good thing I didn't because the woman I met later in the week ended up being my wife.
The experience was so terrible I almost cancelled another date I had for later in the week. Good thing I didn't because the woman I met later in the week ended up being my wife.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 2:33 pm to SCLibertarian
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have always wanted to frick a pregnant chick. I'm talking showing pregnant.
I finally did but feel like a dick for doing it.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 2:42 pm to Carson123987
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way back when I was cheating on my current girlfriend with my ex-girlfriend. Me, the ex gf, and one of her fiends end up going to the casino to play blackjack. So low and behold the current girlfriend walks by and was like I “thought you were staying home tonight” and “who are these girls”? The current gf did not know who the ex was but the ex knew who the current gf was. The ex was cool about it and played it off and acted like she didn’t know me. So I left with the current gf and had a few drinks. I ditched the current gf and the ex and her friend were still playing cards. I walk back up and everyone was cheering for me because the two girls playing cards told the story when I got up and left. It was great the ex totally played it off. I broke it off with the current gf soon after but she never found out. And yes me and the ex hooked up that night.
Damn dude. That's a cool arse fricking ex! I dig the hell out of a chick like that.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 2:50 pm to tketaco
I'm from Tuscaloosa. Met this chick, took her out, had a good time, got laid. Found after that she actually wasn't my cousin afterall. Couldn't get it up for her anymore.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 3:09 pm to WiredBobcat
I know a girl that got really hammered and went home with a guy. She let him frick her in the arse.
She woke up the next morning and she had shite all over his bed, Trainspotting style. Like...everywhere.
This is the girl that told me this, so I'm pretty sure she's not lying.
She woke up the next morning and she had shite all over his bed, Trainspotting style. Like...everywhere.
This is the girl that told me this, so I'm pretty sure she's not lying.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 3:25 pm to WiredBobcat
Both blind dates: one girl got drunk, spilled two martinis on me and and cried when I wouldn't kiss her goodnight. Another was extremely graphic in describing her exploits at Hedonism (or "Hedo", as she called it)- including giving blowjobs to strange men she was grinding with on the dance floor and fricking in front of other guests. This was in a crowded bar and the table behind us could hear everything and I could hear them gasping with each detail. At one point I checked out and just started asking provocative questions to give the eavesdroppers a show and she handled them all like a champ.
This post was edited on 6/29/17 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 6/29/17 at 3:34 pm to Fun Bunch
First date. Drinks/Dinner/Wine/Conversation. As the alcohol is kicking in, she gets a bit more talkative. During dessert, she comes right out and says that I'm going to get, um, "lucky". She also says she was a bit kinky, so I'm thinking a little smacking and whipping and maybe I could PIIHB. Awesome.
She follows me back to my place and we start on a couple more drinks and I introduce her to my Doberman. Unfortunately, my dinner didn't agree with me, so I had to excuse myself to go into the back, where I could rid myself of the offending pathogens. I decide to take a real quick shower too, because, you know, sex. I'm really only gone about 15 minutes or so, and walk out into the living room in my bath robe ready to explain.
Well, she's picking up her purse, grabbing her jacket and keys and heading toward the door. I was like "WTF? I thought i was gonna get lucky. I thought you wanted some kinky sex?"
She replied, "Well, I did have kinky sex while you were back there for so long. I let your dog lick my vag til I came, and then I took a shite on your coffee table. I'm done. Call me."
I never called her.
She follows me back to my place and we start on a couple more drinks and I introduce her to my Doberman. Unfortunately, my dinner didn't agree with me, so I had to excuse myself to go into the back, where I could rid myself of the offending pathogens. I decide to take a real quick shower too, because, you know, sex. I'm really only gone about 15 minutes or so, and walk out into the living room in my bath robe ready to explain.
Well, she's picking up her purse, grabbing her jacket and keys and heading toward the door. I was like "WTF? I thought i was gonna get lucky. I thought you wanted some kinky sex?"
She replied, "Well, I did have kinky sex while you were back there for so long. I let your dog lick my vag til I came, and then I took a shite on your coffee table. I'm done. Call me."
I never called her.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 3:38 pm to LuckySo-n-So
Did she shite on your coffee table and did you let your doberman lick you in the mouth after she left?
Posted on 6/29/17 at 3:45 pm to WiredBobcat
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The plan for the date was to take in a movie
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but we didn't make it passed the movie
In addition to being hung up on her ex, apparently this gal was also not a particularly big fan of shitty date ideas and illiteracy.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 4:02 pm to LuckySo-n-So
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She replied, "Well, I did have kinky sex while you were back there for so long. I let your dog lick my vag til I came, and then I took a shite on your coffee table. I'm done. Call me."
What the frick.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 4:05 pm to WiredBobcat
I went to a juco in Raymond Mississippi. I took a weightlifting class and all the women were rough looking former or current fatties. Well alcohol is a bad thing sometimes. Long story short, I take home a former fatty that looked like Ric Flair and bang her in her dorm. Her mixed race roommate is mad that my buddy wouldn't hit it so in the middle of sex she ripped a big greasy fart. Stunk up the room. I couldn't finish.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 4:12 pm to WiredBobcat
I went on a date once with a pre-op tranny. I didn't realize this until I started sucking his dick.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 4:13 pm to rich4pres
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she says she wants to go to my place and get drunk. So I say, "what the hell, atleast I will get laid. Well, we get to my place, get drunk, and then all of a sudden she tells me, "Just so you know, you are not getting laid".
Was in Vegas with a work buddy and a really good looking girl basically picks us up. We adjourn back to my hotel for more drinks at the bar and then to my room at her insistence. She is sitting between us and getting all handsy with both of us. I am NOT doing a threesome with a guy from work so I tell him to GTFO and go back to his room. Girl is all over me and then, out of the blue, pulls the same "you aren't getting laid" line. At this point it is four AM and drunk me, who blew off all the girls in the bar for this one, isn't happy and tells her to grab her purse so I can take her back to her hotel. She starts crying and offers to "dance naked on the coffee table" in the room if she can stay. I actually tell her no and we are leaving, it is about 5 AM at this point and I am hoping for a couple of hours sleep before work. This is where it gets really weird.
She tells me which hotel she is at and promptly passes out in the rental car front seat. I drive to her hotel and wake her up and get out. She starts bawling crying. Not tears but full on sobbing and BEGS me to take her back to my hotel. She will do anything I want. So the alarm bells are blaring at this point and I basically drag her out of the car and start to drive off. The rental is a convertible and I had the top down and it is broad daylight at this point with people all around. Girl runs and makes a diving leap into the back seat of the rental while screaming her head off. I stop, the valets and I try to get her out of the car and she isn't having any of it. Kicking and fighting so we back off. LasVegas Metro comes and the same thing happens. They end up dousing her down with pepper spray which completely contaminates the entire interior of the rental and she gets a busted nose from the cops so there is blood everywhere.
They haul her away to jail (I guess, maybe the crazy house) and I leave. Park at the hotel and finally go in and pass out. Buddy goes to get car for work, I haven't spoken to him yet, and finds a bloody mess, wrecked interior, work papers everywhere and pepper spray infested car. I had to foot the rental car penalty to get it cleaned.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 5:10 pm to tduecen
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Not really reading any horror stories
Try this one on for size.
So a buddy of mine, who is a great dude but a little out there, tells me one day he just got back from a certain city in the midwest (he lives in BR). He's not much of a traveler, sure enough it was his first time on a plane.
He had gotten divorced a few months earlier and it was a bad situation. He had done well in his new found single life but in the process had hit it off with this random girl from the midwest on facebook and had mentioned he might fly up there to meet her. I think I know where this is going but he immediately heads me off, "nah man, we've facetimed, she's cool, totally down to earth." They make plans for him to come stay at her apartment for the weekend, 1000 miles from home.
So, he flies up there. He meets the girl, and she's exactly who she said she was. They bang out some delayed tension, and the trip is going awesome. They hit up some of the sights, and end up at a few bars.
Fast forward to 3am, he awakes to the girl's "ex" punching him in the face as he lays in the bed. She starts screaming, "ex" screams at her, calling her a whore etc., dude has no idea what to do. Apparently this guy had a key. Neighbors hear, cops get called and arrest the guy. The girl apologizes over and over and promises him that's her crazy ex and she can't believe he did this. My buddy doesn't have a car so he's prettymuch trapped. Says he hung out with the girl for the rest of that next day, and didn't put too much thought into whether or not it was really her ex or her actual bf, or if he even cared at this point.
He flew back with a black eye and last I heard she was gonna fly down to visit him pretty soon.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 5:18 pm to LuckySo-n-So
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First date. Drinks/Dinner/Wine/Conversation. As the alcohol is kicking in, she gets a bit more talkative. During dessert, she comes right out and says that I'm going to get, um, "lucky". She also says she was a bit kinky, so I'm thinking a little smacking and whipping and maybe I could PIIHB. Awesome.
She follows me back to my place and we start on a couple more drinks and I introduce her to my Doberman. Unfortunately, my dinner didn't agree with me, so I had to excuse myself to go into the back, where I could rid myself of the offending pathogens. I decide to take a real quick shower too, because, you know, sex. I'm really only gone about 15 minutes or so, and walk out into the living room in my bath robe ready to explain.
Well, she's picking up her purse, grabbing her jacket and keys and heading toward the door. I was like "WTF? I thought i was gonna get lucky. I thought you wanted some kinky sex?"
She replied, "Well, I did have kinky sex while you were back there for so long. I let your dog lick my vag til I came, and then I took a shite on your coffee table. I'm done. Call me."
I never called her.
Must suck to be the beta to your alpha dog
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