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Worst date that turned out well
Posted on 3/11/25 at 3:52 pm
Posted on 3/11/25 at 3:52 pm
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Posted on 3/11/25 at 3:54 pm to poncho villa
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Went on a date with a girl 3 years ago to a bar to watch the NCAA Basketball natty (her idea not mine). Met up at her place first since it was downtown and parking is impossible. Awkward hug and walk over to the bar and we met up with one of her friends that was also on a first date. Small talk until we got to our seat and then she never said another word to me the entire time. Just watched the game I spoke more to the other couple than I did to her. Absolutely no flirting going on felt like I went to the bar by myself.
Game ends and we walk out and I'm heading back up the parking garage and she asked if I wanted to come up and watch a movie. Almost said no because of how awkward the whole thing was. She goes and takes a shower while I watched TV. Smashed. and we had an on and off thing for about a year
That is the only date I have been on where I might have said less words to a girl than I wrote in this post and hit.
She clearly just wanted to get laid.
Posted on 3/11/25 at 3:54 pm to poncho villa
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never said another word to me the entire time. Just watched the game
Shoulda put a ring on it.
Posted on 3/11/25 at 3:54 pm to poncho villa
Not a date…but I met some friends at a gathering at these chick’s apartment. I was kind of into one of them and I kind of thought she was into me. As I was changing CDs I spilled a red daiquiri all over her new white carpet. Then she talked to some other dude for like an hour and a half.
We’ve been married since 1995.
We’ve been married since 1995.
This post was edited on 3/11/25 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 3/11/25 at 3:54 pm to poncho villa
quote:Scruffy doesn’t believe you.
She goes and takes a shower while I watched TV. Smashed. and we had an on and off thing for about a year
If he has learned anything, no one on this site ever actually has sex.
Posted on 3/11/25 at 3:55 pm to poncho villa
If anything about this is true, I bet her version of the date would be funnier.
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:02 pm to poncho villa
I took this girl to the 5 on LSU's campus (I even swiped her in
). Then we went to see some shitty horror movie at the theater in Perkins Rowe. After that we went to my friend's apartment and had some beers while everyone played video games on the couch.
She's my wife now

She's my wife now
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:04 pm to poncho villa
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Went on a date with a girl 3 years ago to a bar to watch the NCAA Basketball natty (her idea not mine).
And here you are still thinking about it & posting it on the internet…
She was a nurse too huh?

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Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:06 pm to Scruffy
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Scruffy doesn’t believe you.
If he has learned anything, no one on this site ever actually has sex.
George likes his chicken spicy.
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:07 pm to alajones
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As I was changing CDs I spilled a red daiquiri all over her new white carpet. Then she talked to some other dude for like an hour and a half. We’ve been married since 1995.
You’re still paying for her carpet it seems
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:07 pm to poncho villa
sounds like you were the chick that night...everything was her idea
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:13 pm to Topwater Trout
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Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:22 pm to poncho villa
Not quite a date story, but led up to a date. Met this girl in college at a house party. We hit it off and planned a double date for the following Friday with another couple from the party.
Thursday night, me and roommate go to another house party, I had told him about this girl I met and lo and behold, I see her at the party. Roommate and I are on the front porch leaned against a window when she walks in front of us. I said hi and she put up her hand and blew right past me.
The next day, my friend that we was going on the double date with us called and asked what I had in mind. I told him, how she blew me off and that I wasn’t going on a date with her anymore.
He apparently told her that the date was off because she blew me off. She said she was drunk and didn’t see me at the party.
Friend tried to convince me to go on the double after hearing her side of the story but I refused. He suggested we hit up the bar instead with just the guys. Which I was all for.
He apparently conducted a plan by offering her the same thing. When they were in the car, he told her the real plans for the night. She freaked out.
When they showed up to my place, I was shocked that it was only him, his date and the girl. At this point it would have been rude to not go to the date. Night started slow with conversation then it picked up as we loosened up.
Been together for 13 years. Married for 10. Couldn’t see myself as happy right now if I didn’t go on that date.
TLDR - made plans for a date. Girl blew me off at another random meetup before date. Date was now off. Friend conducted plan to trick us into another date. Married for 10 years.
Thursday night, me and roommate go to another house party, I had told him about this girl I met and lo and behold, I see her at the party. Roommate and I are on the front porch leaned against a window when she walks in front of us. I said hi and she put up her hand and blew right past me.
The next day, my friend that we was going on the double date with us called and asked what I had in mind. I told him, how she blew me off and that I wasn’t going on a date with her anymore.
He apparently told her that the date was off because she blew me off. She said she was drunk and didn’t see me at the party.
Friend tried to convince me to go on the double after hearing her side of the story but I refused. He suggested we hit up the bar instead with just the guys. Which I was all for.
He apparently conducted a plan by offering her the same thing. When they were in the car, he told her the real plans for the night. She freaked out.
When they showed up to my place, I was shocked that it was only him, his date and the girl. At this point it would have been rude to not go to the date. Night started slow with conversation then it picked up as we loosened up.
Been together for 13 years. Married for 10. Couldn’t see myself as happy right now if I didn’t go on that date.
TLDR - made plans for a date. Girl blew me off at another random meetup before date. Date was now off. Friend conducted plan to trick us into another date. Married for 10 years.
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:35 pm to poncho villa
I hope you went downtown, I mean she took a shower and all….
Depending on how she looked, after a shower, I would’ve been like Petula Clark….
Depending on how she looked, after a shower, I would’ve been like Petula Clark….
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:40 pm to poncho villa
That's called a ho. She was frickin 10 other dudes the entire year.
Worst one i had accepted a date and on the way to dinner asked to go to my place instead. Pounded her as hard as i could, finished before her and sent her on her way.
Just say you want a D appointment, dont fake interest in me.
Worst one i had accepted a date and on the way to dinner asked to go to my place instead. Pounded her as hard as i could, finished before her and sent her on her way.
Just say you want a D appointment, dont fake interest in me.
Posted on 3/11/25 at 4:55 pm to poncho villa
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on and off thing for about a year
Congrats on being someone else's sloppy seconds.
Posted on 3/11/25 at 5:01 pm to poncho villa
Mine isn't very bad. Took a first date to a Super Bowl party sponsored by a local radio station. The only food was lukewarm hot dogs and borderline stale buns and the only alcohol drink was Miller Lite draft. Not very elaborate or first class for sure.
She and I celebrate our 28th wedding anniversary this May
She and I celebrate our 28th wedding anniversary this May
Posted on 3/11/25 at 5:09 pm to Chingon Ag
George likes his chicken spicy.
—George is gettin’ upset!
—George is gettin’ upset!
Posted on 3/11/25 at 5:14 pm to Hangover Haven
I would’ve been like Petula Clark
—Downtown..or Don’t Sleep in the Subway, Darling? ;-)
—Downtown..or Don’t Sleep in the Subway, Darling? ;-)
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