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Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:39 pm
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65493 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:39 pm
Yeah this is it. Getting that coon to blow in the breathalyzer is genius.

Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19183 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:40 pm to
God damn that is great find
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65493 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

God damn that is great find


Not really. I shamelessly stole it from Reddit.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52582 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:41 pm to
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59437 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:41 pm to
Impressive
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
83907 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:41 pm to
whatup
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:41 pm to
Sorry for partying
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87727 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:42 pm to
Old but still awesome
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:42 pm to
Fake.

LINK
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65493 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

whatup


sup
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
83907 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:43 pm to
WYD
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:43 pm to
I'm sure that's legit.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:43 pm to
Goddamn coons mess up everything.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65493 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

WYD


Screwing off at the end of the day

wyd?
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26221 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

God damn that is great find
If it was true, yes.

Raccoons cannot physically blow into the car interlock.

From Snopes:

quote:

Asked if it was fact or fiction, 1st. Lt. Savannah Frank, a public affairs officer at Camp Pendleton, checked and replied: “I called police records, and while they were highly entertained, they confirmed (the story) is absolutely a hoax.” Frank said the official incident number featured in the post was a giveaway, since Camp Pendleton police records use a different system.


I would love to see one day go by where someone is not posting some "true" internet story that is obvious b.s.

Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
83907 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:44 pm to
waiting on the director to roll out so i can do the same
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65493 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

waiting on the director to roll out so i can do the same


I hope you and your hot arse wife have a good holiday bro
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42508 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:45 pm to
only turtle man can catch a coon bare handed
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27959 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:45 pm to
So this was the Darth Life and Death experience.
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