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Word of the Day: Absquatulate

Posted on 1/13/20 at 9:22 am
Posted by Rammin TX
DFW Texas
Member since Oct 2018
1736 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 9:22 am
Absquatulate

ab-SKWACH-u-late
Part of speech: verb
Origin: American English, 1830s


1
To flee
2
To take off with somebody or something



Examples of Absquatulate in a sentence

"When the back porch light turned on, the sneaky raccoons absquatulated."

"Keep an eye out on the train for pickpockets trying to absquatulate with your wallet."

"After HubbaBubba knuckle chucked the baw who insulted his wife, he absquatulated the scene."
This post was edited on 1/13/20 at 9:46 am
Posted by MrJimBeam
Member since Apr 2009
12306 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 9:22 am to
Make this a daily thread, rammin. The OT needs some more education.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118834 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 9:24 am to
Don't be absquatulating on me.
Posted by lsurulz1515
Member since Mar 2007
5675 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 9:26 am to
LSU will absquatulate with the National Championship trophy in 15 hours
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 9:27 am to
Can’t wait for Clempson to Absquatulate home
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 9:28 am to
I don't eat many veggies but last night I absquatulate and it fricked up my stomach.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 9:30 am to
Tiger fans have a habit of premature absquatulation.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11627 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 9:40 am to
Me: I am going to absquatulate...
Bartender: The bathroom is right over there..
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37655 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 10:23 am to
This needs to be a daily thread.

I love learning new words.

Posted by Rammin TX
DFW Texas
Member since Oct 2018
1736 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 10:26 am to
quote:

I love learning new words.


Your mission today is to use this word in at least 3 conversations with people today. And chuckle at their WTF look....
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124276 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 10:26 am to
I like the word “Defenestrate”
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 10:27 am to
I have never seen so many people absqualate as fast as a bunch of underage kids when the cops bust up the keg party.
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
19309 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 10:29 am to
I saw you trying to absquatulate after I caught you trying to ejaculate on my daughter. Now I will defenestrate you head first through the storm door.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68313 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 10:29 am to
quote:

To take off with somebody


me and your mom absquatulated to her bedroom last night.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13189 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 10:30 am to
If I wanted an education I'd read a book and stuff.

I come to the ot to be entertained.
Posted by Josh Allen
Hammers Lot
Member since Dec 2019
445 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 10:30 am to
quote:

Make this a daily thread, rammin. The OT needs some more education.

Can't wait for the convos at the plants
"Hey man, I am going to Absquatulate to the bathroom LOL"
"What's that mean?"
"dunno, baw, I saw it on dems internets"
This post was edited on 1/13/20 at 10:31 am
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29250 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 10:34 am to
Bucolic is my favorite word

quote:

relating to the pleasant aspects of the countryside and country life.
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 11:28 am to
quote:

Word of the Day: Absquatulate


So you finally got around to watching Bad Words with Jason Bateman. Good flick.
Posted by johnnydrama
Possibly Trashy
Member since Feb 2010
8710 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 11:41 am to
I'm not sure if this is cromulent.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54293 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 11:42 am to
I knew a guy who got 5 years in jail for absquatulating in public. He got a good deal, because the max is 15 years. I guess he had a good lawyer.
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