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Woman Tries to Strangle Mother with Kitchen Knife
Posted on 6/25/18 at 10:51 pm
Posted on 6/25/18 at 10:51 pm
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LUFKIN, TX (KTRE) -
A Lufkin woman who allegedly tried to strangle her mother with a kitchen knife has been arrested.
Emily Collier, 23, of Lufkin is charged with aggravated assault against a family member with a weapon.
Police say Collier allegedly attempted to strangle her mother with a kitchen knife by pressing it against her throat.
Should have choked the bitch who did her brows instead.
Seriously though, she should be considered a literal flight risk if she has the ability to flap those things together.. 
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This post was edited on 6/26/18 at 4:17 am
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Posted on 6/25/18 at 10:52 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
Posted on 6/25/18 at 10:52 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
Choke with knife? She dumb
This post was edited on 6/25/18 at 10:59 pm
Posted on 6/25/18 at 10:53 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
Always shocked
Posted on 6/25/18 at 10:55 pm to rsbd
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Always shocked
but not bright enough to realize that a knife is for stabbin' fools not choking them
Posted on 6/25/18 at 11:05 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
The eyebrows more than drive this home. They might actually be the star of this story.
Posted on 6/25/18 at 11:08 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
23? Bitch looks more like 53!
Posted on 6/25/18 at 11:14 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
She could be a star trek character
Posted on 6/25/18 at 11:16 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
That is a hard 23 
Posted on 6/25/18 at 11:17 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
Did she not know what a fricking knife does?
Posted on 6/25/18 at 11:28 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
The eyebrows are damn near vertical in the pic
Posted on 6/25/18 at 11:39 pm to Kryptonite88
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The eyebrows are damn near vertical in the pic
her face looks like a pin ball table
Posted on 6/25/18 at 11:53 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
Posted on 6/26/18 at 12:56 am to Blizzard of Chizz
How do you strangle someone with a knife?
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:04 am to Blizzard of Chizz
I’m pretty sure she’s asked me to pull up and wait a few times.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:15 am to Tigerbait357
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How do you strangle someone with a knife?
Sounds dangerous.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:17 am to Richard Flagget
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I’m pretty sure she’s asked me to pull up and wait a few times.
2 piece wings at Popeyes right?
Posted on 6/26/18 at 3:03 am to Blizzard of Chizz
How does she look at herself in the mirror and think, hell yea, I look good
Posted on 6/26/18 at 5:02 am to go_tigres
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How does she look at herself in the mirror and think, hell yea, I look good
Probably by using the same mirror with the distorted image as the women who think they look good in Spandex with their huge cottage cheese asses and thighs.
You know the ones, they put the "Span" in Spandex. I see this way too often when out and about.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 8:15 am to Blizzard of Chizz
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she should be considered a literal flight risk if she has the ability to flap those things together.
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