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Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo
Posted on 9/5/17 at 11:57 pm
Posted on 9/5/17 at 11:57 pm
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A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
Mr Smith had to call the fire brigade for help.
A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
Mr Smith had to call the fire brigade for help.
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 11:59 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
Probably throws like a girl.
Posted on 9/6/17 at 12:02 am to DavidTheGnome
on the plus side if she went through all that just so you wouldnt see her turd, you may have a keeper
Posted on 9/6/17 at 12:03 am to DavidTheGnome
Great story to tell the grand-kids.
Posted on 9/6/17 at 12:04 am to DavidTheGnome
Now that's a
Shitty situation
Shitty situation
This post was edited on 9/6/17 at 12:05 am
Posted on 9/6/17 at 12:08 am to DavidTheGnome
He called the shite poo!
This post was edited on 9/6/17 at 12:08 am
Posted on 9/6/17 at 12:10 am to DavidTheGnome
I'd go out of my way to still give her a chance.
She sounds like a badass.
She sounds like a badass.
Posted on 9/6/17 at 12:11 am to DavidTheGnome
What a shite situation to be in
Posted on 9/6/17 at 12:11 am to fr33manator
quote:
fr33manator
You always deliver
Posted on 9/6/17 at 12:13 am to DavidTheGnome
I've taken some large ones that will be forever remembered through the glory that is Snapchat to all of my buddies. She clearly was thinking the same thing. Props to her innovation.
Posted on 9/6/17 at 12:18 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 9/6/17 at 12:25 am to Signal Soldier
Posted on 9/6/17 at 12:39 am to DavidTheGnome
This post was edited on 9/6/17 at 12:43 am
Posted on 9/6/17 at 12:40 am to PrimeTime Money
edit nm
This post was edited on 9/6/17 at 12:48 am
Posted on 9/6/17 at 12:41 am to DavidTheGnome
What a shitty night
Posted on 9/6/17 at 1:07 am to DavidTheGnome
apparently she made the wrong movement while trying to shuffle out the window.
Posted on 9/6/17 at 2:29 am to DavidTheGnome
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