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Woman Joins Exciting New Lose-Money-From-Home Business
Posted on 2/14/20 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 2/14/20 at 12:16 pm
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a Facebook update posted Friday, local woman Mandy Lytle proudly announced that she was starting up an exciting new "lose-money-from-home" business scheme.
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The woman was recruited into the fun, lucrative lose-money-from-home business by a friend at church. She immediately purchased thousands of dollars of products from the company, putting herself in debt. Financial projections suggest she will never earn enough money from her business to make up this cost.
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"This business works with my lifestyle, so I can just dedicate a few hours a day to pouring all my money into a business that will never actually be profitable," she said as she tried to recruit her friend into her downline. "I'm a boss babe!" "The way people work is changing," said a representative of the company. "Rather than going into an office and slaving away from 9 to 5, more and more people are working for multi-level marketing companies, where they can lose money at an incredible rate on their own time."
BabylonBee
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Posted on 2/14/20 at 12:16 pm to Randman
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BabylonBee
America's paper of record.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 12:18 pm to Randman
BB never disappoints
Posted on 2/14/20 at 12:18 pm to Randman
Not an onion article?
Posted on 2/14/20 at 12:18 pm to Randman
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BabylonBee
So now they're just ripping off The Onion?
Posted on 2/14/20 at 12:20 pm to East Coast Band
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Not an onion article?
Babylon Bee. More or less the same concept as the Onion
Posted on 2/14/20 at 12:20 pm to The Spleen
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So now they're just ripping off The Onion?
The Onion pales in comparison to the Bee.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 12:49 pm to Centinel
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The Onion pales in comparison to the Bee.
The Onion was great back in the day.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 12:58 pm to Bestbank Tiger
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The Onion was great back in the day.
True, but then they got attacked for making fun of the Wrong. People. and backed down.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 1:35 pm to Randman
Putting "lose money from home business" sort of takes away the humor. Because that is just too obvious that it isn't real.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 1:40 pm to Randman
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BabylonBee
Still a better news source than CNN or MSNBC.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 1:45 pm to The Spleen
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This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 1:23 am
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