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Randman
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Woman Joins Exciting New Lose-Money-From-Home Business
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a Facebook update posted Friday, local woman Mandy Lytle proudly announced that she was starting up an exciting new "lose-money-from-home" business scheme.


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The woman was recruited into the fun, lucrative lose-money-from-home business by a friend at church. She immediately purchased thousands of dollars of products from the company, putting herself in debt. Financial projections suggest she will never earn enough money from her business to make up this cost.


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"This business works with my lifestyle, so I can just dedicate a few hours a day to pouring all my money into a business that will never actually be profitable," she said as she tried to recruit her friend into her downline. "I'm a boss babe!" "The way people work is changing," said a representative of the company. "Rather than going into an office and slaving away from 9 to 5, more and more people are working for multi-level marketing companies, where they can lose money at an incredible rate on their own time."


BabylonBee



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BabylonBee


America's paper of record.



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Wtodd
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BB never disappoints


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East Coast Band
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re: Woman Joins Exciting New Lose-Money-From-Home Business
Not an onion article?


The Spleen
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re: Woman Joins Exciting New Lose-Money-From-Home Business
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BabylonBee



So now they're just ripping off The Onion?


RazorBroncs
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Not an onion article?



Babylon Bee. More or less the same concept as the Onion


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re: Woman Joins Exciting New Lose-Money-From-Home Business
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So now they're just ripping off The Onion?


The Onion pales in comparison to the Bee.



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The Onion pales in comparison to the Bee.



The Onion was great back in the day.



Centinel
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The Onion was great back in the day.



True, but then they got attacked for making fun of the Wrong. People. and backed down.



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OweO
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Putting "lose money from home business" sort of takes away the humor. Because that is just too obvious that it isn't real.


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kywildcatfanone
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BabylonBee


Still a better news source than CNN or MSNBC.


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efrad
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re: Woman Joins Exciting New Lose-Money-From-Home Business
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So now they're just ripping off The Onion?


Yes, The Onion invented satire. No one thought to do it before then.


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