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re: Woman in Berlin jumps into polar bear enclosure at zoo

Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:42 pm to
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:42 pm to
Did they Harambe the polar bear?
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:42 pm to
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'Tis the szn
Posted by titmouse
a tree branch above your car
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:42 pm to
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If this was in America they would have shot those bears



Pray for Harambear
Posted by Son of Dad
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:44 pm to
Probably mistook her for a walrus.


Didn't know it was a suicide attempt.
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 2:47 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:45 pm to
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She was depressed and it was a suicide attempt.


Must've opted against her original suicide method of choice, getting buried alive. Getting eaten alive is much better.
Posted by MusclesofBrussels
Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:47 pm to
Are you aware that this happened in 2009?
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4893 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 3:02 pm to
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She was depressed and it was a suicide attempt.

Poor lady. She was probably bi-polar and couldn't bear it anymore.
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 3:07 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 3:06 pm to
It was a grizzly sight to see for sure
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 3:08 pm to
Germans
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 3:48 pm to
I wonder if she literally had her arse handed to her.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 3:49 pm to
Definitely not what I’d consider a Kodiak moment
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14412 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 3:59 pm to
That woman definitely did not make the Reich decision.

The real question though: did the bear Hitler?
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 4:00 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92263 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 4:01 pm to
She didn’t panda around though, jumped right in there, probably had second thoughts when the bear was having some Koalaty time on dat azz
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 4:03 pm
Posted by LakeviewYakker
NOLA
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 4:07 pm to
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Wanted to commit suicide but was trying desperately to get out of there it looked like.


Seems like it, obviously regretted her decision. I wonder how many folks that commit suicide regret it too late, like jumping off of a bridge or poisoning themselves.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 4:13 pm to
Posted by JPLIII
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 4:14 pm to
Well, Polar Bears look cute.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36331 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 4:16 pm to
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That’s when Rifles were issued to the marksmen to take the animals out.


Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 4:16 pm to
But in the US they shot a gorilla trying to protect a child. RIP Harambe
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 4:17 pm to
His name was LucasP
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3665 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 4:22 pm to
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From another article: She was depressed and it was a suicide attempt. She got out and is in the hospital dealing with bite wounds. She's being charged by the courts for disturbing the peace or something.


And now her life is even worse.
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