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re: Woman in Berlin jumps into polar bear enclosure at zoo

Posted on 12/19/18 at 4:45 pm to
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12708 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 4:45 pm to
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She survived thanks to the help of people at the zoo

They don’t shoot the white ones...

... but they shot my black arse!
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 4:46 pm
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
16560 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 4:48 pm to
Bit her right on the arse. Looks like she was trying to get away. If you're gonna suicide you might as well turn around and try to ride the bear or something
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12708 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 4:50 pm to
Suicide by polar bear doesn’t really seem like a pleasant way to go. At least she didn’t step in front of a guy doing 180 on the autobahn.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
173753 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 5:24 pm to
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Are you aware that this happened in 2009?

Now I am
Posted by Goat Rider
Boulder, CO
Member since Feb 2018
947 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 5:26 pm to
Probably the first taste of blubber those polar bears have ever had.
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 5:29 pm to
If I was that fat...well, no. Not even that would make me want to be mauled by polar bears.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74877 posts
Posted on 12/19/18 at 5:30 pm to
And in other news from 2009, the Community Activist is inaugurated as POTUS.

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