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re: Woman in Berlin jumps into polar bear enclosure at zoo
Posted on 12/19/18 at 4:45 pm to Powerman
Posted on 12/19/18 at 4:45 pm to Powerman
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She survived thanks to the help of people at the zoo
They don’t shoot the white ones...
... but they shot my black arse!
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 4:46 pm
Posted on 12/19/18 at 4:48 pm to SlapahoeTribe
Bit her right on the arse. Looks like she was trying to get away. If you're gonna suicide you might as well turn around and try to ride the bear or something
Posted on 12/19/18 at 4:50 pm to LEASTBAY
Suicide by polar bear doesn’t really seem like a pleasant way to go. At least she didn’t step in front of a guy doing 180 on the autobahn.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 5:24 pm to MusclesofBrussels
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Are you aware that this happened in 2009?
Now I am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 5:26 pm to Powerman
Probably the first taste of blubber those polar bears have ever had.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 5:29 pm to Powerman
If I was that fat...well, no. Not even that would make me want to be mauled by polar bears.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 5:30 pm to Powerman
And in other news from 2009, the Community Activist is inaugurated as POTUS.
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