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re: Woman Dorsaled by a Dolphin in Jamaica
Posted on 3/21/25 at 10:11 pm to Funky Tide 8
Posted on 3/21/25 at 10:11 pm to Funky Tide 8
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Also these pictures are in 4K
Glad she made sure to let us all know the pictures are high def.
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Posted on 3/21/25 at 10:22 pm to Beessnax
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I really have no sympathy for her. What did she think was going to happen when she tried to surf a wild animal?
I’m going to do this exact thing in June in Key West while swimming with the dolphins. Say a prayer for me! Luckily I don’t have vagina lips, so I should be ok.
This post was edited on 3/21/25 at 10:39 pm
Posted on 3/21/25 at 10:25 pm to Wayne Campbell
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Most people would just say, “laying on my back.”
Hahahaha my first thought too!!!!!!
Posted on 3/21/25 at 10:29 pm to Wayne Campbell
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Most people would just say, “laying on my back.”
Maybe her legs have to be spread.
Because of the injury.
Allegedly.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 10:33 pm to Funky Tide 8
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Her p lips? Or did she mean hip?
You’re gonna be so excited when you see a boob for the first time, kiddo.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 10:45 pm to Funky Tide 8
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I was being lifted by dolphins and landed on the dolphin that was pushing my left foot. When falling my vagina made direct contact to the dolphins dorsal fin
Did the dolphin live through this???
Also, can an STD cross from human to dolphins?
Maybe a gofundme needs to be set up for the dolphin.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 10:46 pm to Funky Tide 8
Yeehaw. I think
Posted on 3/21/25 at 11:05 pm to CroakaBait
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Luckily I don’t have vagina lips, so I should be ok.
Just nuts.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 11:15 pm to Funky Tide 8
My kids rode dolphins like that in Tortola. Didn’t have a problem with getting dorsaled though. The dolphins were really nice.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 11:22 pm to Funky Tide 8
Fin fricked.
You know, that’s probably a first in the history of humans and dolphins.
And if you think about it, that’s an incredibly rare thing.
In a bad, stupid, weird way.
You know, that’s probably a first in the history of humans and dolphins.
And if you think about it, that’s an incredibly rare thing.
In a bad, stupid, weird way.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 11:35 pm to Havoc
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You know, that’s probably a first in the history of humans and dolphins.
Margaret Howe probably disagrees
Posted on 3/21/25 at 11:40 pm to Funky Tide 8
Jeeze. You know I'm old enough to remember back to simpler more innocent times, when the worst thing you'd hear about the news was hijacked jetliners flying into buildings
Posted on 3/21/25 at 11:56 pm to patchesohoulihan_007
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My sickle cell has been flaring up and I have been having to take my medicine from America to help the pain.
Are we certain this isn’t someone’s creative writing exercise? There’s an incredible number of colored Easter eggs in this story.
Posted on 3/22/25 at 12:18 am to MoarKilometers
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quote:You know, that’s probably a first in the history of humans and dolphins.
Margaret Howe probably disagrees
Well, damn.
Posted on 3/22/25 at 12:39 am to CroakaBait
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I’m going to do this exact thing in June in Key West while swimming with the dolphins. Say a prayer for me! Luckily I don’t have vagina lips, so I should be ok.
I suggest investing in a cup.
Posted on 3/22/25 at 1:44 am to lsuwins3
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When does the GoFundMe appear?
It has raised more than $15K so far.
The goal is $55K.
In case you feel like helping the girl out.
Posted on 3/22/25 at 1:45 am to Funky Tide 8
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On top of that Quincy won’t let me talk to my kids
I'm guessing Quincy is the baby-daddy and he is holding out for a cut of the GoFundMe proceeds?
Posted on 3/22/25 at 1:46 am to CroakaBait
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I’m going to do this exact thing in June in Key West while swimming with the dolphins. Say a prayer for me! Luckily I don’t have vagina lips, so I should be ok.
You might want to wear some scrote protection.
Posted on 3/22/25 at 2:04 am to saintsfan22
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Probably not that it was gonna smack her in the pussy and burst a blood vessel in her head
So two people in the thread think she was injured in the head because they cannot comprehend pussy lips.
Posted on 3/22/25 at 3:56 am to Stinger_1066
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It has raised more than $15K so far.
The goal is $55K.
Do affluent white liberal guilters just hand over money to any black that sets up a gofundme?
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