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re: Woman Breaks Out Ruler At Subway; Her 6" Sub Was Only 4.5"

Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

So she just happens to have a ruler on her while eating lunch in Subway?

sure, doesn't everyone?
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
109169 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:59 pm to
Only when I know I am going out clubbing

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

Just like Jared did?





Jared wishes he was only getting 4.5".. He is probably getting closer to a foot long.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

He is probably getting closer to a foot long.

gives "he went to Jared" an entirely new meaning
Posted by Jack Bauers HnK
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
6088 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:14 pm to
The bread comes in frozen lengths that are allowed to rise before baking. The ingredients that go on the sandwich are generally premeasured or counted (# of tomato slices, meat slices, etc.) for consistency. The whole loaf is used for a foot long and it’s cut in half for a 6 inch.

If they screwed up and didn’t stretch the dough lengths to the edge of the pan before baking, it’s possible the loaf wasn’t a full 12 inches to start with. However, the same amount of dough is still there, it’s just wider or more dense. The same amount of ingredients are used for every sandwich. Assuming the worker didn’t leave a 7.5 inch piece on the other side, she literally got cheated out of some extra air.
Posted by Morecowbell
Ravenite Social Club
Member since Jul 2005
3096 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:17 pm to
If you cut off some of the lettuce, it’ll look bigger.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

The ingredients that go on the sandwich are generally premeasured or counted (# of tomato slices, meat slices, etc.


Then why isn't there 3/4 of an inch of meat hanging out each end of the sammich?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

Then why isn't there 3/4 of an inch of meat hanging out each end of the sammich?

she wasn't its type
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:23 pm to


Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:25 pm to
Penis joke
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:25 pm to
This is probably the punniest post ever made.
Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:27 pm to
Only Bitches carry rulers.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:31 pm to
Holy shite, if women start carrying rulers around, verifying everything theyre told by men we are in trouble lol
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17460 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:37 pm to
Its not the size of the sub, its the kinetics of the dietetics.
Posted by League Champs
Bayou Self
Member since Oct 2012
10340 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:39 pm to
She's exactly right. She was short changed

Please note that when she broke out her ruler on me, there wasn't a complaint on social media. Jus sayin
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11051 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:39 pm to
Sandwich width is really the more important factor anyway.
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11582 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:44 pm to
I know it's only 4.5"...wide, that is.
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:49 pm to


Her friend Michelle Beadle isn't picky from what I hear
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98740 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:50 pm to
She would bring too much shame on me with that ruler

WNHI
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 3:51 pm
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 4:46 pm to
4 inches feels like 8 at 200 mph.
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