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re: Woman Breaks Out Ruler At Subway; Her 6" Sub Was Only 4.5"

Posted on 6/4/18 at 4:53 pm to
Posted by SNAPPERHEAD
Possumneck, Ms.
Member since Jan 2006
10057 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 4:53 pm to
She wanted the 5 dollar foot long
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105187 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:15 pm to
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

turned out to be only four-and-a-half inches long - 1.5 inches smaller than advertised.


What a bitch, i told her i just got out of the pool
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1627 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

Woman Breaks Out Ruler At Subway;


I zip my pants and walk away quickly.


why were your pants unzipped at subway to begin with?
Posted by Tiger at Law
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
3009 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:33 pm to
Probably didn't even take the yaw into account. What an idiot!

Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23471 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:35 pm to
It was cold
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17072 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:50 pm to
That thing has the girth of a soda can. Why's this lady so caught up on length? Geez. Women like this drive me crazy.
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:56 pm to
Don’t see the problem.... unless she is a middle school teacher, I can see how she wouldn’t be satisfied with 4.5 inches.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:59 pm to
If you trim the wrapper, it looks bigger.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:27 pm to
maybe it was cold.
Posted by djmicrobe
Planet Earth
Member since Jan 2007
4970 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 9:10 pm to
How many women carry a ruler with them?
Did she get a 25% discount?
Posted by MeTarzanYouInsane
Lower Bucks
Member since Sep 2013
567 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 9:25 pm to
If you shave off the sesame seeds it will look a full inch longer.
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
27042 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 9:35 pm to
Ever heard of a baker's dozen?

Bakery math is on the common core metrics.
Posted by Stingy
TN
Member since Mar 2014
1907 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 9:53 pm to
I'd let her know it may be short but it sure is skinny.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29911 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:12 pm to
Her BF will now use the "I meant centimeters" defense.
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