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re: Will I ever get laid?!!
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:49 am to Cool Brigade
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:49 am to Cool Brigade
I waited until marriage to have sex and I was 25 at the time. Granted, I had a lot of bjs and hjs in the meantime.
Got divorced at 30 and said goodbye to that silly concept and have bedded probably somewhere around 30 women and one dude. Sometimes you got to suck a dick to know you don't like sucking dick, right?
Got divorced at 30 and said goodbye to that silly concept and have bedded probably somewhere around 30 women and one dude. Sometimes you got to suck a dick to know you don't like sucking dick, right?
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Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:50 am to Cool Brigade
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renewable resources -wildlife ecology
A sheep would be your best bet.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:50 am to LloydChristmas
How can I be confident when Ive never gotten anything. What is their to be proud about?
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:52 am to Cool Brigade
I'm assuming this is a troll but I'll take the bait.
Lots of funny responses on here but as some have alluded to, getting laid is way more about confidence than looks. Looks help some, but attitude can take you a lot farther. If you look around, you'll notice lots of guys who aren't that good looking pulling some quality trim. Women are way more forgiving in that department than men are.
My advice would be to start exercising and find a way to feel better about yourself. Make yourself get out to places where you feel comfortable, whether it's a bar room or a Church. Doesn't matter. Practice talking to girls. Don't have to ask them out. Just get better at talking, making them laugh, etc.
Report back.
Lots of funny responses on here but as some have alluded to, getting laid is way more about confidence than looks. Looks help some, but attitude can take you a lot farther. If you look around, you'll notice lots of guys who aren't that good looking pulling some quality trim. Women are way more forgiving in that department than men are.
My advice would be to start exercising and find a way to feel better about yourself. Make yourself get out to places where you feel comfortable, whether it's a bar room or a Church. Doesn't matter. Practice talking to girls. Don't have to ask them out. Just get better at talking, making them laugh, etc.
Report back.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:53 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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bedded probably somewhere around 30 women and one dude. Sometimes you got to suck a dick to know you don't like sucking dick, right?
It takes a man hundreds of hours of experience to become a master Craftsman, but suck one cock....
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:54 am to Cool Brigade
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Should I just kill myself?
Not yet.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:54 am to zatetic
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You can find advice at mosques on how to get a bunch of virgins.
Are you suggesting that he should blow himself up and take a bunch of people out with him? I think you meant this to be funny and harmless, but you worded it poorly.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:54 am to steve123
Where can I practice talking to girls? i am awkward , and not witty enough. i wish I was funnier and had game.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:55 am to Cool Brigade
No
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:55 am to Cool Brigade
Chatroulette
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:56 am to Cool Brigade
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Where can I practice talking to girls? i am awkward , and not witty enough. i wish I was funnier and had game.
Practice with your mom
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:56 am to Displaced
Technically it was a MMF scenario and I wasn't expecting it but just went along with the flow of things. Oh well...was drunk and stupid.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:58 am to Cool Brigade
Look this almost has to be a joke.
If it is a joke someone that sad would not put they have self esteem issues on a board.
If it is real you seem to have self esteem issues.
You have to realize not everyone is perfect.
Some people are good at one thing and others at other things that what makes the world great.
Find the group you fit in and join some clubs or groups and you will find that there are people in these groups with your same issues.
You have to learn to overcome your fear of fitting in, learn to communicate with people, and learn to live your life.
As far as kissing a girl some people that comes later and they want to wait for the right person.
Some people Ms Right means Ms Right now and it ends up biting them on the butt down the road.
If it is a joke someone that sad would not put they have self esteem issues on a board.
If it is real you seem to have self esteem issues.
You have to realize not everyone is perfect.
Some people are good at one thing and others at other things that what makes the world great.
Find the group you fit in and join some clubs or groups and you will find that there are people in these groups with your same issues.
You have to learn to overcome your fear of fitting in, learn to communicate with people, and learn to live your life.
As far as kissing a girl some people that comes later and they want to wait for the right person.
Some people Ms Right means Ms Right now and it ends up biting them on the butt down the road.
This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 9:01 am
Posted on 1/24/18 at 9:00 am to Cool Brigade
Find the prettiest chubby/fat girl you can find. Give her flirting attention. Ask her to go out to eat at some decent all you can eat seafood type place. Get drunk and tell her you want to frick her brains out.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 9:00 am to johnnyrocket
I have no where else to turn too. I cant talk about this with anyone, Ill sound like such a loser irl.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 9:04 am to Cool Brigade
Man I wish this was real, the troll is too obvious with this one. Nice try. 
Posted on 1/24/18 at 9:05 am to PortHudsonPlaya
I've said it before and ill say it again... a man can build thousands of bridges over a lifetime and only suck one dong and he will never be referred to as a bridge builder....
Posted on 1/24/18 at 9:06 am to Cool Brigade
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lose it to would be an upper class girl with good values
Posted on 1/24/18 at 9:07 am to dnm3305
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Once you get a couple fatties out of the way, look for a nice, sweet girl that knows how to use a vacuum cleaner and has exoerience with a loaf of bread.
Sigworthy, IMO
Posted on 1/24/18 at 9:07 am to Cool Brigade
Man this has to be a joke.
If you are real just start slow find a board with people who have your interest. What do you like to do play Star Wars, comic books, read about xyz, do this or that. When you feel comfortable in a group that has similar interests you will feel comfortable and possible feel comfortable talking to a girl about the same interest.
I bet let’s say you like Star Wars as an example there has to be a lot do groups out there that likes Star Wars. Then you find groups that like Star Wars. Then you join one and I bet you would feel
comfortable talking about Star Wars to people in this group. Then I bet there are chicks in that group and you have confidence talking to them about Star Wars then you use that confidence to open up a larger conversation.
Just remember everyone strikes out and if you do not get up to the plate you will never play the game.
If you are real just start slow find a board with people who have your interest. What do you like to do play Star Wars, comic books, read about xyz, do this or that. When you feel comfortable in a group that has similar interests you will feel comfortable and possible feel comfortable talking to a girl about the same interest.
I bet let’s say you like Star Wars as an example there has to be a lot do groups out there that likes Star Wars. Then you find groups that like Star Wars. Then you join one and I bet you would feel
comfortable talking about Star Wars to people in this group. Then I bet there are chicks in that group and you have confidence talking to them about Star Wars then you use that confidence to open up a larger conversation.
Just remember everyone strikes out and if you do not get up to the plate you will never play the game.
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