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Will I ever get laid?!!
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:07 am
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:07 am
I am a mid 20's virgin and I'm sick of it. Im extremely sexually frustrated and lonely. I am now the only guy I know in my age group who hasn't even kissed a girl yet. Im the only one at work too. I was publicly embarrassed when we played Never, have i ever at a work party. Even teenagers have beat me.
There were so many hot girls at LSU and I couldn't get with one. International students, hipsters, nerds, KKG, tri del, KDs. urec girls. All the girls I have asked out rejected me. it sucks when I have to see them with other guys anymore. I guess I am too ugly. I feel like such a failure as a male human being. How can i go on in life anymore when guys my age have been with 7 or more? I have no hook up stories. My life has no meaning at this point. I will never get an SO now.
Should I just kill myself? or should I become a monk in tibet and give up being normal?
My dream girl to lose it to would be an upper class girl with good values, in a top tier sororiy , went to SJA, STM, and a good stem major.
There were so many hot girls at LSU and I couldn't get with one. International students, hipsters, nerds, KKG, tri del, KDs. urec girls. All the girls I have asked out rejected me. it sucks when I have to see them with other guys anymore. I guess I am too ugly. I feel like such a failure as a male human being. How can i go on in life anymore when guys my age have been with 7 or more? I have no hook up stories. My life has no meaning at this point. I will never get an SO now.
Should I just kill myself? or should I become a monk in tibet and give up being normal?
My dream girl to lose it to would be an upper class girl with good values, in a top tier sororiy , went to SJA, STM, and a good stem major.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:08 am to Cool Brigade
Has to be a troll, burn bitch. Burn.
ETA:
After reading this you must be one ugly mug baw
ETA:
After reading this you must be one ugly mug baw
This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 8:11 am
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:09 am to Cool Brigade
Lawyer up, hit the gym, delete your facebook.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:09 am to Cool Brigade
Get yourself a hooker baw
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:09 am to SheaForHeisman
quote:
Has to be a troll
Or he just looks like a troll.
Either way, troll on.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:09 am to Cool Brigade
Get on a religious dating website and put that you're a virgin on your profile. Some dumb bish is bound to bite.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:09 am to Cool Brigade
Sounds like you should try your luck with dudes.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:09 am to colorchangintiger
quote:
Lawyer up,
why?
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:10 am to Cool Brigade
Post your picture. We’ll tell you why you aren’t getting laid.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:10 am to Cool Brigade
Because with that kind of desperation you are sure to rape something soon
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:11 am to Cool Brigade
quote:
I guess I am too ugly.
That would be my guess as well. Women are shallow, unless you are loaded and then the money can make up for the face.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:12 am to Cool Brigade
Find another desperate girl. Don’t set your standards too high though
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:13 am to Cool Brigade
I've seen this same troll thread under about 12 different alters. Come up with something new dude.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:13 am to Clyde Tipton
I dont want a hooker. thats even more pathetic.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:13 am to Cool Brigade
Get arrested and drop the soap. Problem solved
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:13 am to Cool Brigade
Focus on yourself and do good deeds. Karma will reward you eventually.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:14 am to Cool Brigade
take your information to reddit/random acts of blowjobs. You should be serviced by noon today.
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