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Wife’s puppy shite on hardwoods

Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:23 pm
Posted by 3morereps
The Gym
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:23 pm
Then was ran over by our roomba and spread throughout home... fricking nightmare
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31131 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:24 pm to
Pics? That's my fetish.
This post was edited on 2/16/20 at 2:24 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:24 pm to
Alpha AF
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:25 pm to
That’s not dog poo

That’s her boyfriends alpha move
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
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Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:25 pm to
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:26 pm to
Guess you need to get to work then.
Posted by RIPMachoMan
Member since Jun 2011
5943 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:26 pm to
Uh been there...

In my case it was like that all day and dried out. I was basically chipping it very slowly to not damage the floors. Took several hours
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:26 pm to
We just got a new puppy and it seems to be taunting me with it’s accidents on our floors. I can’t believe I gave in after all these years and let her get one.
Posted by Sebastian
Member since Jun 2015
3756 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:26 pm to
There was another thread about the same thing happening recently. Maybe the poster can give you advice. He said shite was everywhere and was debating throwing out the roomba.
This post was edited on 2/16/20 at 2:39 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:27 pm to
Best way to get it trained is to stay outside with the puppy as much as possible. Keep in kennel at times and as soon as you take it out bring it outside (dogs dont use it where they sleep so make it a habit of him/her using it outside). In two months it will be trained.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119178 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:28 pm to
Here's a thought. Don't use the roomba till the pup is housebroken. Shouldn't take long.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30578 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:28 pm to
Burn it down and start over
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:30 pm to
Dial 911 and let the police take over the situation
Posted by DaTroof
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2015
976 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:31 pm to
Yall should get at least 3 more. Let them shite and piss everywhere, chew everything up and stink up the whole house. Leave early from vacations and long weekends, have landmines all over the yard, and who cares about sleeping and peace and quiet when you can be listening to a dog barking all day and night. After they're done licking their own junk and other dogs butt holes all day they can come lick you in the face and it's amazing. What part of following an animal around and picking up it's fresh steaming feces it's whole life doesn't appeal to you?? Dogs are soooo cute.
Posted by cooLStorybreaUx
Member since Aug 2014
598 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:33 pm to
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Yall should get at least 3 more. Let them shite and piss everywhere, chew everything up and stink up the whole house. Leave early from vacations and long weekends, have landmines all over the yard, and who cares about sleeping and peace and quiet when you can be listening to a dog barking all day and night. After they're done licking their own junk and other dogs butt holes all day they can come lick you in the face and it's amazing. What part of following an animal around and picking up it's fresh steaming feces it's whole life doesn't appeal to you?? Dogs are soooo cute.


How's it feel to be a miserable frick? Lighten up and live a little.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:33 pm to
Tell us how you really feel
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

Yall should get at least 3 more. Let them shite and piss everywhere, chew everything up and stink up the whole house. Leave early from vacations and long weekends, have landmines all over the yard, and who cares about sleeping and peace and quiet when you can be listening to a dog barking all day and night. After they're done licking their own junk and other dogs butt holes all day they can come lick you in the face and it's amazing. What part of following an animal around and picking up it's fresh steaming feces it's whole life doesn't appeal to you?? Dogs are soooo cute.


Sounds like your wife struck gold with you.
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

Yall should get at least 3 more. Let them shite and piss everywhere, chew everything up and stink up the whole house. Leave early from vacations and long weekends, have landmines all over the yard, and who cares about sleeping and peace and quiet when you can be listening to a dog barking all day and night. After they're done licking their own junk and other dogs butt holes all day they can come lick you in the face and it's amazing. What part of following an animal around and picking up it's fresh steaming feces it's whole life doesn't appeal to you?? Dogs are soooo cute.


After having this puppy for a few days, you really keyed in on my whole attitude. I’m a pathetic human
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12630 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:59 pm to
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Wife’s puppy shite on hardwoods


This right here is why I won't allow my wife and kids to have pets in the house.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64022 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:59 pm to
Throw the rumba away and hire a maid.

Duh.
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