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Posted on 9/3/19 at 7:20 am to OleVaught14
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it can be the best family dog you'll ever own
My golden retriever says not so fast my friend. I’ve had many different dog breeds over the years and my golden the best dog I’ve ever owned (followed closely by my boxer).
I could never own anything with the name “doodle.”
Posted on 9/3/19 at 7:22 am to 3morereps
Congrats on the high dollar mutt. Hopefully you didn’t pay more than 350$ for it.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 7:43 am to 3morereps
I've got one, he is cool as shite.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 8:36 am to 3morereps
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negotiated with me to the point where it is her Christmas and anniversary gifts for this year.
Yeah, right. You stupid, stupid man.Posted on 9/3/19 at 8:37 am to 3morereps
Enjoy your mutt.... I mean "designer dog"...
This post was edited on 9/3/19 at 8:42 am
Posted on 9/3/19 at 8:43 am to castorinho
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negotiated with me to the point where it is her Christmas and anniversary gifts for this year.
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and you bought that?
Try not having a Christmas or anniversary present for her and let us know how that works out for you
you can bet your arse if that was me I would be tying a bow on that dog for both up coming occasions.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 8:53 am to baldona
Both of ours are sweet as can be.
One is an F2, both parents were goldendoodles. He is dumb as a brick, like can't figure out how to lay in the bed dumb.
The other is an F1b, dad is a poodle mom is a goldendoodle. He is smart as they come. I can chunk his ball way into the woods and he will put his nose down and won't come back without the ball.
One is an F2, both parents were goldendoodles. He is dumb as a brick, like can't figure out how to lay in the bed dumb.
The other is an F1b, dad is a poodle mom is a goldendoodle. He is smart as they come. I can chunk his ball way into the woods and he will put his nose down and won't come back without the ball.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 9:00 am to 3morereps
Chorkie - Chihuahua/Yorkie - "Lilo"
2.5 lbs. of awesome. That is all.
This is exactly what she looks like
2.5 lbs. of awesome. That is all.
This is exactly what she looks like
This post was edited on 9/3/19 at 9:03 am
Posted on 9/3/19 at 9:16 am to 3morereps
Getting a Doodle is the last straw. The Doodle is the lynchpin of the stereotypical suburban lifestyle. The Doodle ultimately is a brand (see more below). It personifies that you've ultimately "given up" and have accepted the mundaneness that is suburbia.
Standard Doodle owner's weekend:
Get dressed head to toe in LuLu Lemon. Put on your hat with airport code or city nickname ("MSY", "BHAM", "NOLA") and hop into your SUV (4 Runner, Tahoe, Highlander, Rav 4, Subaru, Lexus Rx, etc.) and leave the suburban house - with the Doodle of course.
Head to Starbucks. Buy overpriced, shitty coffee. Then, head to Target. Walk around and buy whatever for your house. While at Target, contemplate whether you want yo meet your friends for an overpriced brunch. After deciding you didn't think it was a good idea to spend $40 on eggs benedict, you decide to go grocery shopping at Whole Foods. Great choice.
After spending $400 on groceries, you meet your friends at a local brewery. Again, with the Doodle. Doodle never leaves your side. Get together over some Double Ipas and bitch and moan essentially about the same things ("prices" -- the price of the beer, the price of real estate, the price of daycare, the price of groceries, the price of cable tv, and so forth).
To reiterate, avoid the Doodle at all costs. The Doodle sucks you into the stereotypical suburban, materialistic, and conventional lifestyle. The Doodle is the lynchpin of it all; again, avoid the Doodle! I implore you!
ETA: This post isn't meant to be taken seriously.
Standard Doodle owner's weekend:
Get dressed head to toe in LuLu Lemon. Put on your hat with airport code or city nickname ("MSY", "BHAM", "NOLA") and hop into your SUV (4 Runner, Tahoe, Highlander, Rav 4, Subaru, Lexus Rx, etc.) and leave the suburban house - with the Doodle of course.
Head to Starbucks. Buy overpriced, shitty coffee. Then, head to Target. Walk around and buy whatever for your house. While at Target, contemplate whether you want yo meet your friends for an overpriced brunch. After deciding you didn't think it was a good idea to spend $40 on eggs benedict, you decide to go grocery shopping at Whole Foods. Great choice.
After spending $400 on groceries, you meet your friends at a local brewery. Again, with the Doodle. Doodle never leaves your side. Get together over some Double Ipas and bitch and moan essentially about the same things ("prices" -- the price of the beer, the price of real estate, the price of daycare, the price of groceries, the price of cable tv, and so forth).
To reiterate, avoid the Doodle at all costs. The Doodle sucks you into the stereotypical suburban, materialistic, and conventional lifestyle. The Doodle is the lynchpin of it all; again, avoid the Doodle! I implore you!
ETA: This post isn't meant to be taken seriously.
This post was edited on 9/3/19 at 9:49 am
Posted on 9/3/19 at 9:23 am to 3morereps
I always thought they looked freaky but their demeanor seems incredible. Very calm and obedient. And 1000 bonus points for no shedding.
Posted on 9/3/19 at 9:25 am to 3morereps
You know damn well she will expect a Christmas/anniversary gift too lol
Posted on 9/3/19 at 9:39 am to Ancient Astronaut
I’m sold on Corgis. We have two now . Funniest damn dogs I’ve ever seen .
Posted on 9/3/19 at 9:42 am to 3morereps
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negotiated with me to the point where it is her Christmas and anniversary gifts for this year.
Bahahaha good luck with that one.
You will be buying another gift.
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