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re: Wife caught me beatin off a day after we had sex

Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:23 pm to
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
55054 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:23 pm to
Your house sounds fun.

My husband would lock the door so he could beat off in peace without me disturbing him. And ruining his moment by suggesting more conditioner, granny porn or taking pics.

Busting him would be fun on my part and he would not appreciate that.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:26 pm to
My ex-gf used to grab my hand and rub herself with it until I woke up and took care of business.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21510 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:26 pm to
Yeah, dont ever admit to masturbating to your wife either.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36806 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:28 pm to
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What kinda porn were you watching?


None. Was in the shower thinking about my wife



quote:

13SaintTiger


:gay:
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61633 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:28 pm to
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Was in the shower thinking about my wife

Let me guess, in missionary?
Posted by Dontbearichard
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2018
154 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:29 pm to
Why is she your ex gf?!
Posted by OppositeMan
Member since Apr 2018
1853 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:29 pm to
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Wife caught me beatin off a day after we had sex


What do you mean by caught? Are you not supposed to do that? You have rules that have been handed down to you?
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:31 pm to
You need a new wife. My wife would've asked if I needed any help.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36806 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:31 pm to
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Number of Posts:52
Registered on:9/2/2018


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Dontbearichard


We already have a mikelbr.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18384 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:32 pm to
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You have rules that have been handed down to you?




No rules. Just one of those things she’s insecure about
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:32 pm to
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Why is she your ex gf?!


Long story.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36806 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:33 pm to
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Yeah, dont ever admit to masturbating to your wife either.



It's tough when you've got your dick in your hands waiting on dsl and you're butt arse nekkid.

*back in the day
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:36 pm to
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Why would any dude marry a broad that has a problem with them beating off? It’s in our fricking nature, so she’s going to have to live with it. Seriously if she’s not in the mood, why would she have any problem with you beating off to relieve the pressure? That would be an absolute dealbreaker, and she has massive insecurity issues if she has a problem with this.


Pecker will be here shortly to tell everybody how sad it is that they jerk off.

This is a thread that makes me wish goldenugget was still here

RIP
Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:36 pm to
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granny porn


Hold on. Is this code for something or is this a literal description?
Posted by Stephen1979
Member since Oct 2016
5754 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:36 pm to
You need to talk to her about these insecurities. Then pull your member out and tell her to suck it
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:39 pm to
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What do you mean by caught? Are you not supposed to do that?


That’s what makes it so exhilarating.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120318 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:42 pm to
You should of told her that if she doesn't keep her mouth shut, you would rub it out in her mouth.
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
9849 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:42 pm to
My wife was like this early on in our marriage. It was inexplicably stupid to me but she would get pissed that I was jerking off to other women. I mean, I get it...she somehow ended up with a sexy motherfricker like me and the idea that I jerk off to women who I could probably get IRL, that's got to be a bit disturbing.

As the years rolled on and she got sick of trying to live up to my needs, yeah, she's pretty much encouraging me to just rub one out these days
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13868 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:46 pm to
I thought everyone after the honeymoon phase went to the shitter and told the wife you’re going to whack it. If nothing more than to try to get a reaction from her.

Must be newlyweds
Posted by Lago Gato
Member since Dec 2018
2037 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:47 pm to
I beat off so much in the shower every time it rains I get a hard on !
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