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re: Wife and I are pregnant
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:40 pm to Barbellthor
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:40 pm to Barbellthor
The good news is her tits are gonna get big
The bad news is her vagina will too
The bad news is her vagina will too
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Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:42 pm to Barbellthor
OP wants to be a woman
We must fight for the OP’s right to have children.
We must fight for the OP’s right to have children.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:45 pm to Barbellthor
Congratulations!
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:52 pm to Barbellthor
You can claim you're pregnant when you carry the baby half of the 9 months, do part of delivery and then have to recover on no sleep while every person who knows you chimes in on how you need to raise your new born and criticize every thing you do. 
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:53 pm to Barbellthor
Barbellthor you sure it's yours?
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:54 pm to Barbellthor
I upvoted because you’re excited
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:01 pm to HoustonChick86
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You can claim you're pregnant when you carry the baby half of the 9 months, do part of delivery and then have to recover on no sleep while every person who knows you chimes in on how you need to raise your new born and criticize every thing you do.
shite that's awesome. Today I learned I can ignore my wife when she's pregnant emotional, tell her to get her own food when she gets cravings at midnight, make her pick up heavy things like she isn't pregnant, expect her to do all her normal chores without help, not get up early or stay up late to help when sick, etc.
If I'm going to be part of this movie, I get to be in the credits scene, too. If I have obligations, I also have rights. Seems fair.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:01 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
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it wasn't that long ago when same-sex marriage was considered perverted.
It still is.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:02 pm to Turf Taint
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Congratulations!
*fistbump
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:06 pm to Barbellthor
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If I'm going to be part of this movie, I get to be in the credits scene, too. If I have obligations, I also have rights. Seems fair.
You still aren't pregnant...
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:09 pm to Barbellthor
He’s got it all figured out
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:11 pm to Barbellthor
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Wife and I are pregnant
OP:
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 5:13 pm
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:17 pm to Barbellthor
Stuff like that is why your wife enjoys getting plowed by strange bulls while you watch
You can still be there for her emotions though
You can still be there for her emotions though
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:19 pm to Barbellthor
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Wife and I are pregnant
Nah. Your wife is pregnant. You, on the other hand, could fake your death, get in touch with a shady Latino fellow, assume a new identity, and start a new life in Costa Rica.
I'm not saying that you would, but you could.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:23 pm to tommy2tone1999
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You still aren't pregnant...
Never said I was lol
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:24 pm to Barbellthor
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Never said I was
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Wife and I are pregnant
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lol
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:25 pm to Barbellthor
Husband emoji incoming! Congrats to you guys sir
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:27 pm to Barbellthor
quote:What the frick is this shite?
It's my wife and I together. We are a team. We shall raise our children. She and I together. A shield against the culture war.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:29 pm to 777Tiger
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Wife and I are
Exactly. We. Not "I am."
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lol
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:30 pm to Barbellthor
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Exactly. We. Not "I am."
don't try to crawfish out of this by going grammatical on us baw!
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