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re: Why you should be cremated...
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:39 pm to NATidefan
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:39 pm to NATidefan
When I was a kid when I would pass by the graveyard it use both me knowing as more people died, they would be buried in there so eventually they would run out of room... So did they have a plan for when that happened?
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Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:43 pm to Nado Jenkins83
I want my remains scattered across Disney Land. And I do not want to be cremated.
If they do decide to cremate me. I want to be mixed in some Wendy's Chili and served to my wife. This way I can destroy that arse one last time.
If they do decide to cremate me. I want to be mixed in some Wendy's Chili and served to my wife. This way I can destroy that arse one last time.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:46 pm to NATidefan
For Catholics, cremation used to be a no no. The body needed to be buried for the resurrection and also
I don't care, just another reason why it was frowned upon.
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Church authorities banned the practice of cremation centuries ago to counter the ancient Roman practice of cremating the body as a rejection of the existence of an afterlife. Scripture teaches that man is made in the image and likeness of God (Genesis 1:26-27), and therefore the body must be respected in both this life and the next. The body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, and therefore, must be treated with respect.
I don't care, just another reason why it was frowned upon.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:49 pm to NATidefan
I don’t have a problem with cremation. Dig a hole with some post-hole diggers, dump in my ashes, kick the dirt back in the hole. Heck, I may not even need to buy a plot, just stick me next to my grandparents in the corner of theirs.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:52 pm to CajunSuperJeff
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I want my remains scattered across Disney Land.
I want my ashes ground fine, mixed with water, placed in a douche, then hire the most attractive call girl you can find and have her run me through one more time.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:55 pm to Green Chili Tiger
I have my mother’s ashes on the mantle in an urn. She wasn’t a big outdoors type so sometimes I just spread her ashes out on the living room rug. Then I vacuum her back up.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:57 pm to NATidefan
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Why you should be cremated...
I'm doing it to get me used to the temperature where I'm going...
Posted on 2/2/18 at 6:07 pm to ksayetiger
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If i lived in NYC you could cremate me right this second to out me out of my misery.
Don't worry, the over 8 million people that choose to live in one of the most interesting, and exciting cities on earth haven't really noticed you are not there.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 6:10 pm to EA6B
A slumber did my spirit seal;
I had no human fears:
She seemed a thing that could not feel
The touch of earthly years.
No motion has she now, no force;
She neither hears nor sees;
Rolled round in earth's diurnal course,
With rocks, and stones, and trees.
I had no human fears:
She seemed a thing that could not feel
The touch of earthly years.
No motion has she now, no force;
She neither hears nor sees;
Rolled round in earth's diurnal course,
With rocks, and stones, and trees.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 6:12 pm to NATidefan
Im definitely buying the coffin where they plant a small tree seed on top of your body. Your body is then covered in nutrients and placed in a biodegradable coffin. Overtime the tree absorbs your body and you become one with mother earth, man.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 6:13 pm to NATidefan
No way am I being cremated. How am I supposed to rise from the dead one day if I’m ashes?
Posted on 2/2/18 at 6:22 pm to MontyFranklyn
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It is cheaper
this ^^^^^^
by like 20% of the cost of a burial
Posted on 2/2/18 at 6:29 pm to NATidefan
As a spouse of a recipient of a transplant, you are an a-hole if you aren't a donor.
I understand cause of religious reasons, but why wouldn't you want to save someone else's life?
I understand cause of religious reasons, but why wouldn't you want to save someone else's life?
Posted on 2/2/18 at 6:31 pm to Pelican fan99
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No way am I being cremated. How am I supposed to rise from the dead one day if I’m ashes?
This is my old-school Catholic dad’s take on it, too. My way of thinking is that if the good Lord can resurrect a pile of bones from the dead, why can’t He also reconstitute a pile of human ashes?
BTW—not trying to be sacrilegious or anything.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 6:35 pm to CroakaBait
Ashes to ashes.
I will be cremated. Go into an MRI tube and see how that feels.
I will be cremated. Go into an MRI tube and see how that feels.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 6:37 pm to NATidefan
Screw burials AND cremations.
I'm having my body launched out into space.
I'm having my body launched out into space.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 6:41 pm to MontyFranklyn
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It is cheaper
Donate it to science-its free
They use it in forensics
Posted on 2/2/18 at 6:50 pm to saintsfan1977
casket funerals are one of the biggest state rackets going ...
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:07 pm to ReauxlTide222
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My dad is VERY adamant about us cremating him if or when the time arises.
I'm the same. I have no desire to rot away in the ground and costs my family thousands upon thousands of dollars for embalmment, a casket, burial and all that entails. If they want to keep the ashes, let them. If they want to spread them, let them. I won't know either way.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:16 pm to Martini
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Ashes to ashes.
Dust to dust,
If the boy woulda left them whores alone,
He'd still be with us...
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