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Why is my car covered in pollen?

Posted on 2/11/25 at 5:00 pm
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30132 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 5:00 pm
It's fricking February
Posted by broadhead
Member since Oct 2014
2387 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 5:03 pm to
Well, the temperature says spring. Hopefully the next freeze can kill all the mosquitos that are already out.
Posted by Pizza Dan
Member since Apr 2023
562 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 5:05 pm to
If 9 inches of snow didn’t kill the skeeters nothing will.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
11428 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 5:12 pm to
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Hopefully the next freeze can kill all the mosquitos
Freezing weather doesn't affect them at all. Alaska and Canada have hordes of them in summer.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75065 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 5:18 pm to
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Freezing weather doesn't affect them at all. Alaska and Canada have hordes of them in summer.


quote:

JoePepitone


Effing 'buzz' kill
Posted by Mr Roboto
Seattle, WA
Member since Jan 2023
4626 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 5:19 pm to
Need to pray for another drought. That really fricks them up
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
13686 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

If 9 inches of snow didn’t kill the skeeters nothing will.

Anyone that’s ever been to Minnesota or Canada during the summer knows that snow doesn’t kill mosquitoes.

Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21243 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 5:29 pm to
Juniper and cedar trees are pollinating
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
172073 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

Need to pray for another drought. That really fricks them up

Eggs just lay dormant. Mosquitoes were the worst I’ve ever seen them that fall once it started raining.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31595 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 6:02 pm to
I love when my car gets covered with pollen, means green grass and pretty flowers are on the way.
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35976 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

Mosquitoes were the worst I’ve ever seen them that fall once it started raining.
Fact
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66649 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 6:38 pm to
Don't think of it as pollen, think of it as tree cum.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28548 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 6:53 pm to
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Need to pray for another drought.


This guy over here praying for 29.99 crawfish prices.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18657 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 6:58 pm to
Cause it’s like 85 in the beginning of February

You know, like global warming and shite.

Good grief man. Did you just come out a coma?
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
75848 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 7:09 pm to
It’s particles from this mysterious new death fog that they are releasing on the public. A slow moving depopulation initiative.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
32885 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 7:13 pm to
Got eaten alive by mosquitos yesterday. I believe the trucks just spray sugar water into the air here. Not spraying to kill them.
This post was edited on 2/11/25 at 7:18 pm
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
11066 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 7:59 pm to
Back at the end of September when it rained after the drought here, the mosquitoes were unbearable. Was getting swarmed worse than I’ve ever been before. Early October a mosquito plane flew over the house twice in one night and the next evening walking the dog and not one mosquito landed on me.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
17593 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 8:19 pm to
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Why is my car covered in pollen?
Nature has a jar.

It is a large jar.

It is a jar the size of bulk cement drop tank.

This large jar is empty.

In this EMPTY jar is all the fricks nature gives.
Posted by lsufan9193969700
Madisonville
Member since Sep 2003
55708 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

love when my car gets covered with pollen, means green grass and pretty flowers are on the way.


GTFO
DIAF
GFY
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15098 posts
Posted on 2/11/25 at 8:34 pm to
That’s just plant jizz.
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