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Why is it that every dog that has been raised by a single woman a retard?

Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:03 pm
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:03 pm
Yes, they have been raised with no discipline around them, but it seems like every single one of them is just a huge piece of shite dog.

The dating pool really narrows down when you put an ax on any woman with a kid, add an undisciplined dog to that list and you can practically only date women under 22 that have no idea where Livingston Parish is.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:04 pm to
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Why is it that every dog that has been raised by a single woman a retard?


Same reason for their kids and how the rest of their life is being handled.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:04 pm to
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you can practically only date women under 22 that have no idea where Livingston Parish is.


That's called "Living the dream"
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:05 pm to
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Why is it that every dog that has been raised by a single woman a retard?


To this day, through 26-years of life, I've never once seen a woman discipline a dog in any manner. If they frick up every girl I've ever seen in the situation just talks to it.

Pisses on the floor...."Oh stop it! Stop! awwww man!"

Posted by BeerMoney
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:05 pm to
baw. You drunk already?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:07 pm to
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To this day, through 26-years of life, I've never once seen a woman discipline a dog in any manner. If they frick up every girl I've ever seen in the situation just talks to it.


You clearly have never seen a horse girl's dog

They are all disciplined when they misbehave.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:07 pm to
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have no idea where Livingston Parish is.


thats a good thing. we don't want yall tainting them with meth and tattoos
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:07 pm to
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Why is it that every dog that has been raised by a single woman a retard?


Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:09 pm to
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If they frick up every girl I've ever seen in the situation just talks to it.


My wife's go to if she catches one of our dogs doing something they are not supposed to be doing: "We don't do that" in a not so threatening almost soothing tone
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:13 pm to
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every single one of them is just a huge piece of shite dog.


Posted by 79
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Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:15 pm to


So true.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:18 pm to
Because most women don't know shite about raising a dog.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:20 pm to
Mainly because they treat them just like a child.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:20 pm to
most get dogs without having any real idea what it takes to raise an animal.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:23 pm to
is that why kids are so terrible today. single mothers?
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:23 pm to
I've not met many kids with single mothers who were well behaved.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:25 pm to
i know 2 good single mothers. the rest are retards and don't discipline their children
Posted by Pico de Gallo
Member since Aug 2016
1894 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:30 pm to
Maybe you're picking the wrong women.

I know several single women with dogs that keep them on a tight leash, literally and figuratively.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
40266 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:37 pm to
Negative and positive reinforcement are powerful tools. Most girls do neither. They just want dogs to be naturally well behaved and smart. Good action=reward. Bad action=arse whipping. I hear it all the time with mine, she's so smart yada yada yada. Yea, that's because she's caught many an arse whippings growing up and doesn't do dumb shite any more
This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 1:38 pm
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:38 pm to
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you can practically only date women under 22 that have no idea where Livingston Parish is.
You say that like it's a bad thing
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