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why is a woman’s vehicle an extension of her purse?

Posted on 3/25/18 at 9:45 am
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
53025 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 9:45 am
My wife’s vehicle looks like she carries half her office in it. Folders and paper all over the backseat, not to mention receipts and other miscellaneous shite lying in the floorboard. For fricks sake stop being so messy and unorganized.

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This post was edited on 3/25/18 at 10:21 am
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 9:47 am to
Guilty. But mine is mostly horse stuff and clothes. I live out of my car. I think I’m only home to sleep at this point.
Posted by Panny Crickets
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Sep 2008
5596 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 9:48 am to
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My wife’s vehicle looks like she carries half her office in it. Folders and paper all over the backseat, not to mention receipts and other miscellaneous shite lying in the floorboard. For fricks sake stop being so messy and unorganized.


Thankful for a clean and organized Mrs. Crickets.
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5633 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 9:49 am to
This is pretty much every woman’s vehicle. There is no explanation and a man will never understand.
This post was edited on 3/25/18 at 9:50 am
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32445 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 9:52 am to
Is she well groomed in her female junk area. I always heard there was a correlation between a messy car and a messy snatch.
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
17104 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 10:08 am to
quote:

Is she well groomed in her female junk area. I always heard there was a correlation between a messy car and a messy snatch.


No correlation for my data point. Everything is nice and trimmed, but her vehicle always has water bottles or kids crap in it. In her defense, she does work a lot also. I'm just a neater person in general. It doesn't bother me that much, but I like to frick with her about it. Sometimes I'll just clean it out real quick and not say anything.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83168 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 10:10 am to
I had a messy car for a few years but not anymore. Too embarrassing when someone gets in. Plus I got a new vehicle in October and don’t want to lose the new car small.
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 10:12 am to
Women love to keep receipts. Not just for business purposes but any and all receipts. Drives me insane.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59323 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 10:15 am to
Other than needing a good vacuuming (My mom took my car to the beach and returned it dirty) my car is clean. I have sunglasses, an umbrella, car seat and roadside assistance kit in there. I can't stand a junked up car.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27179 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 10:19 am to
One thing I know, is that your car is an extension of your home, therefore you can shoot a motherfricker breaking into it.
This post was edited on 3/25/18 at 10:20 am
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
53025 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 11:06 am to
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Is she well groomed in her female junk area. I always heard there was a correlation between a messy car and a messy snatch.


All that is on point. I’m a little OCD so clutter gets under my skin but this is way more than clutter.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 11:12 am to
Meh I got bigger shite to worry about these days.

My jeep is always a little messy. Oh well.
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
18145 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 11:15 am to
Yep. Stupid and useless shite crammed in every possible place. She even has a stupid bell that hangs from her rear view mirror which rings constantly, annoying the frick out of me.
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 11:56 am to
All women have at least a little bit of hoarder in them.

Ever notice on those hoarder shows it’s always women?
This post was edited on 3/25/18 at 11:58 am
Posted by St George Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2018
107 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

vehicle looks like she carries half her office in it. Folders and paper all over the backseat, not to mention receipts and other miscellaneous shite lying in the floorboard. For fricks sake stop being so messy and unorganized.

That would drive me insane. I keep my vehicle immaculate. Never understood how people can daily operate a vehicle with crap everywhere. Keep a clean car/truck. Inside and out.
Posted by tLSU
Member since Oct 2007
8691 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 3:10 pm to
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you can shoot a motherfricker breaking into it.



If you're inside it.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11079 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 3:13 pm to
Does your wife use her vehicle for work a lot? I use my truck for work and some days it looks like a paper bomb went off inside of it by the end of the day.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 5:15 pm to
I bought my wife an Accord for Christmas in 2014. By spring 2015 you could barely see the seats.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34301 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 5:18 pm to
I think it’s more an extension of their closet
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 3/25/18 at 5:36 pm to
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Sometimes I'll just clean it out real quick and not say anything.


She sounds like Keyzer Sozette.

"And he neatest trick was making him believe he wasn't trained."
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