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Why dont we have skyscrapers for the dead?

Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:38 am
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:38 am
Cemetery space is running out in major cities. People live in them now, why not for eternity?

TRUMP CEMETERY

This post was edited on 10/1/19 at 9:14 am
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31596 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:39 am to
Or why not just cremate them? What do we need to keep their bones for?


edit: I do like your outside the box thinking though
This post was edited on 10/1/19 at 8:40 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:39 am to
We should build ossuaries



This post was edited on 10/1/19 at 8:42 am
Posted by Space Cadet
Member since Sep 2019
446 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:40 am to
Seems like it would be cheaper to dig a deeper hole than a tower in the sky. If we're gonna stack them, why not go down, the way gravity wants?
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69693 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:40 am to
Eventually we’ll just use the soylent green method.
Posted by TigerNAtux
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
18624 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:40 am to
This is how I know you have a pretty good life.

Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49202 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:40 am to
quote:

TRUMP CEMETERY

That'll be yuuugge!
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Or why not just cremate them? What do we need to keep their bones for?


I have a family cemetery dating back 6 generations. You want to be burried next to the people you lived with. I like to visit as well.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31596 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Seems like it would be cheaper to dig a deeper hole than a tower in the sky. If we're gonna stack them, why not go down, the way gravity wants?



What about areas like New Orleans where it floods alot?
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24316 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:42 am to
quote:

edit: I do like your outside the box thinking though


Says Gnome to Mudtillmay. Two heavy self thinkers starting off the thread.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:42 am to
I want to be buried without a casket so bugs and worms can feed on my rotting corpse.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31596 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:43 am to
quote:

You want to be burried next to the people you lived with.



Nah honestly I don't really care. I'd prefer to be cremated and let my kids enjoy the money saved by not buying me a coffin, plot of land, etc.
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
11816 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:43 am to
I've decided I want to be cremated. I've been to more cremation ceremonies in the past few years and they are far less depressing than looking at a lifeless body.
Posted by Space Cadet
Member since Sep 2019
446 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:45 am to
quote:

What about areas like New Orleans where it floods alot?




No burials for them. You can have a parade at your funeral, or you can get put in the ground. But you can't have both!!!
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6849 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Says Gnome to Mudtillmay. Two heavy self thinkers starting off the thread.



Yeah, a couple of real Elon Musks, those two.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14912 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:46 am to
quote:

What about areas like New Orleans where it floods alot?



That's what a mausoleum is for
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:48 am to
quote:



What about areas like New Orleans where it floods alot?
Cremation so then your descendants can just pull up to a red light and dump ya out the ashtray like regular folks do their auto ashtrays.
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6295 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:51 am to
Bodies should be airdropped into the wilderness or dumped in the ocean to eventually become animal poop. Circle of life and all.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13396 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:55 am to
They need to start doing what a message in Sim City had when the cementery was filling up.

Start burying people feet first to not take up as much room.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 9:10 am to
quote:


Yeah, a couple of real Elon Musks, those two.


Im more financially sound than Elon Musk.
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