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Why dont we have skyscrapers for the dead?
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:38 am
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:38 am
Cemetery space is running out in major cities. People live in them now, why not for eternity?
TRUMP CEMETERY

TRUMP CEMETERY

This post was edited on 10/1/19 at 9:14 am
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:39 am to Mud_Till_May
Or why not just cremate them? What do we need to keep their bones for?
edit: I do like your outside the box thinking though
edit: I do like your outside the box thinking though
This post was edited on 10/1/19 at 8:40 am
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:39 am to Mud_Till_May
We should build ossuaries


This post was edited on 10/1/19 at 8:42 am
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:40 am to Mud_Till_May
Seems like it would be cheaper to dig a deeper hole than a tower in the sky. If we're gonna stack them, why not go down, the way gravity wants?
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:40 am to Mud_Till_May
Eventually we’ll just use the soylent green method.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:40 am to Mud_Till_May
This is how I know you have a pretty good life.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:40 am to Mud_Till_May
quote:
TRUMP CEMETERY
That'll be yuuugge!
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:41 am to DavidTheGnome
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Or why not just cremate them? What do we need to keep their bones for?
I have a family cemetery dating back 6 generations. You want to be burried next to the people you lived with. I like to visit as well.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:41 am to Space Cadet
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Seems like it would be cheaper to dig a deeper hole than a tower in the sky. If we're gonna stack them, why not go down, the way gravity wants?
What about areas like New Orleans where it floods alot?
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:42 am to DavidTheGnome
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edit: I do like your outside the box thinking though
Says Gnome to Mudtillmay. Two heavy self thinkers starting off the thread.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:42 am to Mud_Till_May
I want to be buried without a casket so bugs and worms can feed on my rotting corpse.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:43 am to Mud_Till_May
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You want to be burried next to the people you lived with.
Nah honestly I don't really care. I'd prefer to be cremated and let my kids enjoy the money saved by not buying me a coffin, plot of land, etc.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:43 am to Mud_Till_May
I've decided I want to be cremated. I've been to more cremation ceremonies in the past few years and they are far less depressing than looking at a lifeless body.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:45 am to DavidTheGnome
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What about areas like New Orleans where it floods alot?
No burials for them. You can have a parade at your funeral, or you can get put in the ground. But you can't have both!!!
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:46 am to Motorboat
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Says Gnome to Mudtillmay. Two heavy self thinkers starting off the thread.
Yeah, a couple of real Elon Musks, those two.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:46 am to DavidTheGnome
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What about areas like New Orleans where it floods alot?
That's what a mausoleum is for
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:48 am to DavidTheGnome
quote:Cremation so then your descendants can just pull up to a red light and dump ya out the ashtray like regular folks do their auto ashtrays.
What about areas like New Orleans where it floods alot?
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:51 am to Sidicous
Bodies should be airdropped into the wilderness or dumped in the ocean to eventually become animal poop. Circle of life and all.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:55 am to Mud_Till_May
They need to start doing what a message in Sim City had when the cementery was filling up.
Start burying people feet first to not take up as much room.
Start burying people feet first to not take up as much room.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 9:10 am to tonydtigr
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Yeah, a couple of real Elon Musks, those two.
Im more financially sound than Elon Musk.
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