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Why do women say “I’m about to run to the store”
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:34 pm
Or “I’m about to go walking” or “I’m about to........” and you get a brief glimmer of hope for an hour or so of free time and 30 minutes later she’s sitting there still talking.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:35 pm to Strannix
I was about to say that I didn’t realize this was purely a woman phrase
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:36 pm to Strannix
quote:You could end this with just about anything and we still wouldn’t know.
Why do women
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:36 pm to Strannix
You sad you can't fap, baw?
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:37 pm to Strannix
Why do I always get up to go take a shower right as someone starts theirs
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:37 pm to Strannix
quote:Kinda like when OweO makes and loses a self-ban bet?
Or “I’m about to go walking” or “I’m about to........” and you get a brief glimmer of hope for an hour or so of free time and 30 minutes later she’s sitting there still talking.
This post was edited on 12/22/18 at 7:38 pm
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:38 pm to Strannix
Give her your credit card and I bet she’ll leave you alone all day.
If you have an OT credit score that is.
And one last thought...if she went walking more than 30 min, she’s probably not walking and screwing the guy that does not mind listening to her for 30 min.
If you have an OT credit score that is.
And one last thought...if she went walking more than 30 min, she’s probably not walking and screwing the guy that does not mind listening to her for 30 min.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:38 pm to Strannix
true. she should be saying "i'm finna..."
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:38 pm to Strannix
You must hate your wife. Sorry she got fat, man. Time for you to move on or change that.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:42 pm to Strannix
quote:
and you get a brief glimmer of hope for an hour or so of free time and 30 minutes later she’s sitting there still talking.
Talking?
My wife isn’t even talking. She starts getting ready to go and then somehow doesn’t leave. She’s just...around. I don’t know what she’s doing or why it takes so long. But she doesn’t leave. And she’s doing something. But I’m not sure what.
Edit - or how about just getting out of a car? What do they do that takes them so long to leave a vehicle after parking?
This post was edited on 12/22/18 at 7:44 pm
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:46 pm to Strannix
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Why do women say “I’m about to run to the store”
You should know by now that this statement precedes the half-hour of lollygagging prior to when I am fixing to go.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:51 pm to Strannix
I don't understand it either. When she gets up to go to work she can be up and out but for anything else it's a three hour process. But what bugs me worse is anytime we go somewhere together she can't just get out of the car when we get there. It's ten minutes of making sure she has things, moving shite around, and I don't even know what else because I'm already standing outside the car ready to go.
eta- someone just beat me to it on the car thing.
eta- someone just beat me to it on the car thing.
This post was edited on 12/22/18 at 7:53 pm
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:55 pm to northshorebamaman
I have to laugh because I do the same yet I can’t offer you an explanation.
Sorry guys. Thank you for loving us despite this crazy patterns of behavior.
Sorry guys. Thank you for loving us despite this crazy patterns of behavior.
This post was edited on 12/22/18 at 8:19 pm
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:56 pm to StringedInstruments
quote:
Edit - or how about just getting out of a car? What do they do that takes them so long to leave a vehicle after parking?
Jesus christ just reading this triggered me.
I don't get it either but it bothers the hell out of me.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 8:40 pm to Tester1216
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if she went walking more than 30 min, she’s probably not walking and screwing the guy that does not mind listening to her for 30 min.
Is it really worth it though?
Posted on 12/22/18 at 8:42 pm to StringedInstruments
quote:
or how about just getting out of a car? What do they do that takes them so long to leave a vehicle after parking?
Testing your patience. Everything they do is a rest.
My gf intentionally walks slow to see if I’ll slow down and walk with her. To the point it’s actually uncomfortable to walk that slow because it’s not a natural pace
Posted on 12/22/18 at 8:46 pm to touchdownjeebus
Idk I’m just trying to be the voice of reason here. 
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