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re: Why do women hate farts so much? They are hilarious but women get way too upset
Posted on 5/6/25 at 8:03 pm to UptownJoeBrown
Posted on 5/6/25 at 8:03 pm to UptownJoeBrown
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My wife loves potty humor but doesn’t fart in front of me.
How long have you been married? Like she can hold them around you, the person she's probably around the most, for like 20+ years?
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Posted on 5/6/25 at 8:35 pm to Motorboat
frick all that. My 7 and three year old boys think it’s hilarious. Momma is out numbered.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:13 pm to duckblind56
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These gases are expelled from the body through the anus and do not carry any solid fecal material with them.
...usually.
There are exceptions to that statement, as I'm sure many others can attest.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:25 pm to tiggerfan02 2021
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There are exceptions to that statement, as I'm sure many others can attest.
Guilty here
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:27 pm to sidewalkside
When my dad had LSU Football season tickets, I'd fly down from Dallas for 4-5 games every year. It would just be the two of us together in a hotel room, so we would entertain each other with an occasional fart. It took me back to when I was a kid, and my mom had to be out of town. Shortly after seeing The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) at a drive-in theater, my dad fried port chops for my brothers and I, and let us eat them with our hands like Robin's men did in the movie.
I moved back in with my parents after I quit working, because my dad had a couple of brain bleeds that affected his mind just a little. He had trouble mixing up words, or not being able to remember what something was called. He was still sharp enough occasionally crop dust me, if he just and I were in his man cave watching a game. Was still doing it when he was 94. I kind of miss it.
I haven't done it around my mom since she started whipping me for it when I was a preschooler. I don't want a woman doing it around me, but I'm sure I would laugh if one slipped out.
I moved back in with my parents after I quit working, because my dad had a couple of brain bleeds that affected his mind just a little. He had trouble mixing up words, or not being able to remember what something was called. He was still sharp enough occasionally crop dust me, if he just and I were in his man cave watching a game. Was still doing it when he was 94. I kind of miss it.
I haven't done it around my mom since she started whipping me for it when I was a preschooler. I don't want a woman doing it around me, but I'm sure I would laugh if one slipped out.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:32 pm to sidewalkside
Dude here who thinks it is trashy as frick to rip arse around a bunch of people intentionally. Let one go, sure, everyone have a decent laugh. But if you’re the guy sitting in closed settings with other people farting and thinking it is funny, you’re a dipshit. Get up and go fart in an empty room; nobody wants to smells your disgusting odors.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:50 pm to sidewalkside
The sound of a fart is funny.... the smell is commiting nose rape. If you are a grown adult and you rip a smelly fart indoors or in a car with me you'll find yourself outdoors in a hurry.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:55 pm to sidewalkside
Great thread. I just ripped one in front of my woman in your honor.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:59 pm to sidewalkside
It is not ladylike to fart. Great excuse not to eat legumes
Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:00 pm to LRB1967
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is not ladylike to fart
Says who?
Posted on 5/7/25 at 12:20 am to cbree88
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Huh?
We interpret cool differently.
Posted on 5/7/25 at 7:29 am to sidewalkside
Can't remember his name Arkam?? Or something like that but he has hundreds of YouTube fart videos he does in public with a fake fart machine and it's the females that laugh the hardest.
This post was edited on 5/7/25 at 7:30 am
Posted on 5/7/25 at 7:30 am to sidewalkside
In jail it’s disrespectful and you’ll get your arse beat
Posted on 5/7/25 at 7:52 am to sidewalkside
The ancient Greek mathematician Pythagoras and his followers believed
that each time a person farted they would lose a small part of their soul.
Posted on 5/7/25 at 7:56 am to Landmass
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So when you smell a fart, you are breathing in particles that came from someone's arse.
And yet some men and some women will eat arse like it is a chocolate cream pie.
Posted on 5/7/25 at 7:59 am to TSS4LSU
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Burping amd farting are.major no no's in my house...or maybe I should say her house. Even if I'm taking a dump and she hears a fart she let's me know about it.
You chose poorly
Posted on 5/7/25 at 8:06 am to cbree88
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Says who?
Anyone with manners
Posted on 5/7/25 at 1:09 pm to sidewalkside
This thread ended up being quite underwhelming……..it ended up just being a bunch of big dummies acting like farts are gross and saying that their wives/girlfriends are not allowed to do that.
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