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"Why do white people read?"
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:53 pm
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:53 pm
I'm in Burger King today, alone. Grab a paperback in my truck, order, get my food, sit down.
A couple of booths away is a well-dressed middle-aged black woman, a little girl who I take for her granddaughter, and an older woman I assume to be her mother.
When the older woman and girl go off for a minute, she asks, 'Who is it that got you interested in reading?' I told her my father never got to go to college, in fact, finished high school in the Army (1951), but read everything he could get his hands on.
Whenever he finished reading something, I would grab it up and read it, so I was reading waaay ahead of my grade level.
So she says she sees people when she's travelling, on cruises, on the beach, etc. reading. She said, " I never even think about reading when I'm travelling, and I'm a teacher. And I always wondered why those people were reading."
I said "What people?". she said, "White people".
A couple of booths away is a well-dressed middle-aged black woman, a little girl who I take for her granddaughter, and an older woman I assume to be her mother.
When the older woman and girl go off for a minute, she asks, 'Who is it that got you interested in reading?' I told her my father never got to go to college, in fact, finished high school in the Army (1951), but read everything he could get his hands on.
Whenever he finished reading something, I would grab it up and read it, so I was reading waaay ahead of my grade level.
So she says she sees people when she's travelling, on cruises, on the beach, etc. reading. She said, " I never even think about reading when I'm travelling, and I'm a teacher. And I always wondered why those people were reading."
I said "What people?". she said, "White people".
This post was edited on 3/5/17 at 7:57 pm
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:54 pm to FightinTigersDammit
I loved reading on road trips growing up.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:56 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Those that can, do.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:56 pm to TbirdSpur2010
quote:
I loved reading on road trips growing up.
Right! Very few things I'd rather do than enjoy a good book.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:56 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Insert stereotype here
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:57 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Why do white people read in Burger King
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:58 pm to Sun God
quote:
Why do white people read in Burger King
Bill Hicks: Looks like we got ourselves a reader here!
Posted on 3/5/17 at 7:59 pm to FightinTigersDammit
I'm going to stick my son in front of his iPad with the OT lounge open. He'll be reading at an advanced level in no time.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:00 pm to FightinTigersDammit
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This post was edited on 3/5/17 at 8:01 pm
Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:00 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Sounds like a good setup for a Bill Hicks joke. Oh wait, it is LINK
Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:01 pm to UpToPar
You went inside a Burger King? Trashy
Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:03 pm to FightinTigersDammit
forgetting the fact that you totally misquoted her in your title. it appears she was wondering why white people would be reading in social situations.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:03 pm to FightinTigersDammit
quote:
order
Well?
Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:09 pm to Masterag
quote:
totally misquoted her in your title
Her: I wondered why those people were reading
Me: What people?
Her: White people.
Not a totally direct quote, but a goddamn good distillation.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:13 pm to FightinTigersDammit
wha da ih yu be reedn?
Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:16 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Why you got to be all about reading at the Kang? Eat your food and get the frick out. Dis ain't no liberry. And it certainly ain't no Starbucks.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:16 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Chris Rock said books was like kryptonite
Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:19 pm to FightinTigersDammit
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in Burger King today
In Alabama?
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