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Why do Progressive employees wear an apron?
Posted on 11/26/17 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 11/26/17 at 3:12 pm
Does anyone know?
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Posted on 11/26/17 at 3:13 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Progressives are crazy. There’s no use trying to understand them.
Posted on 11/26/17 at 3:15 pm to Eli Goldfinger
to hold their pens
Posted on 11/26/17 at 3:18 pm to Eli Goldfinger
They do insurance and handjobs.
Posted on 11/26/17 at 3:19 pm to tketaco
So that’s why they call her Flo. 
Posted on 11/26/17 at 3:33 pm to Eli Goldfinger
To hide the guiding puppet hand of George Soros that is stuck up their progressive assholes.
Posted on 11/26/17 at 3:36 pm to Eli Goldfinger
For the same reason a butcher wears an apron.
They’ll be scalping you someday.
They’ll be scalping you someday.
Posted on 11/26/17 at 5:49 pm to Eli Goldfinger
If you're going to be a janitor might as well look the part.
This post was edited on 11/26/17 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 11/26/17 at 6:02 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Because they “kill” the competition.
Posted on 11/26/17 at 6:11 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Trained by masons.
2B1Ask1
2B1Ask1
Posted on 11/26/17 at 6:14 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I think that's just in the commercials...real life employees dress appropriately.
Posted on 11/26/17 at 7:28 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Keeps the splooge off flo and themselves.
Posted on 11/26/17 at 8:53 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
2B1Ask1
I gave it a try.
Posted on 11/26/17 at 9:29 pm to Eli Goldfinger
So when all that bullshite rolls out of their mouths, it doesn't get on their clothes.
Posted on 11/26/17 at 9:35 pm to TigerFanDan
Because Starbucks requires it.
Duh!
Duh!
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