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re: Why Do People Shoot Signs?

Posted on 5/20/16 at 2:57 pm to
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 2:57 pm to
Because the sign said stop, and I never stop.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37572 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 3:03 pm to
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It makes a funny sound.


Wait. You can hear it over the sound of the gunshot?

When I was a kid we used to shoot cans, but I can't remember if I ever heard the bullet hitting them.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19819 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 3:03 pm to
We did it because it was fun. Used to shoot the shite out of them driving down the road and would sometimes get out and unload a whole mag into them.

We did get caught and that was not fun.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37572 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 3:05 pm to
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get out and unload a whole mag into them.


Would you hold the gun sideways because it looks cooler?
Posted by Womski
Squire Creek
Member since Aug 2011
2762 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 3:07 pm to
When I was in HS, there was a sign down the street from my house that said anyone caught trespassin' would be shot on sight.

I pondered it for years, frustrated at the whole meaning behind that wretched piece of metal, until one night, I jumped on the fence and yelled at the house "Hey, what gives you the right? To put up a fence to keep me out or, to keep mother nature in?"

I honestly felt like if God had been there himself, He'd tell tell those people to their face, "Man, you're some kinda sinner"

So, people shoot at signs for different reasons, but to me they were never useful for anything more than blockin' out the scenery, and breakin' my mind.

It's always "Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign"

That's just me though.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37572 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 3:10 pm to
Posted by Canard Noir
Houston
Member since Apr 2014
1397 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 3:23 pm to
I used to sell solar pumps to the shale gas companies and the wells are often in remote areas. You should see what they do to solar panels. We used to joke about coming up with a "Bubba Proof" solar panel...
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 3:49 pm to
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I threw bottles at them, never shot one.


God this was fun.

We had a buddy throw one bottle forward out of the passenger window at a telephone pole, it hit squarely and instead of shattering, it bounced off and hit him in the forehead as we passed by the pole.

And we were "high school stoned" so that seriously might be the hardest I've ever laughed in my entire life. Piss definitely came out.
This post was edited on 5/20/16 at 3:50 pm
Posted by biggsc
Member since Mar 2009
34777 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:09 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:15 pm to
Because teenagers are stupid.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:20 pm to
To be cool
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17202 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 4:35 pm to
Go on hwy 20 between Schriever and donner. So many bullet holes. I would not go on there at night.
Posted by ThrobJohnson69
Member since Feb 2016
86 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 5:03 pm to
Because their sister-wife slept around on them.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11375 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

Why Do People Shoot Signs?


Cause smashing mailboxes doors to much damage to your truck
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 5:12 pm to
Because, contrary to Darwinian Theory, we did not descent from apes, but rather, apes descended from us.
Posted by lake2280
Public intellectual
Member since Nov 2012
4474 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:06 pm to
I feel bad for someone who has never fired at least one round at a sign. America was built on shooting shite.
Posted by Melvin Spellvin
proud dad of 2 A&M honor grads
Member since Jul 2015
1676 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:08 pm to
Folks on the OB may provide better insight...
Posted by marie antoinette
Member since Nov 2007
6012 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

When I was a kid we used to shoot cans, but I can't remember if I ever heard the bullet hitting them.


An aluminum can is far different from a stop sign
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:16 pm to
i refuse to believe a refined lady of taste like yourself has ever participated in such activities
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24175 posts
Posted on 5/20/16 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

Why Do People Shoot Signs?


For security purposes.

Signs with holes are stolen less frequently that new signs.

They are also rendered useless as jambalaya pot lids as the hole will allow the rice to get sticky and slimy.
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