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re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 11/8/24 at 6:53 am to Globetrotter747
Posted on 11/8/24 at 6:53 am to Globetrotter747
quote:idk man. I used to think the same as you but having learned more about them I think it would be pretty bad. I don’t think anyone is fighting a chimp unscathed that’s for sure
I am calling bullshite that some elite heavyweight fighter or strongman or NFL offensive lineman in the 6’6” - 6’9” 300-350 range with an 80” reach would have no chance at all against a chimp in a fight to the death.
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Posted on 11/8/24 at 7:08 am to Tiger Ryno
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Ive been pondering over this very topic for years now just never had the chance to bring it before the OT
You should bring it up at the next HOA meeting.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 7:41 am to redstick13
I didn't read the whole thread, but has anyone brought up Ronda Rousey?
Posted on 11/8/24 at 7:57 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I dont understand what you people cant grasp? Even if a chimp is 1.35x as strong as a human POUND FOR POUND, a Daniel Cormier looking motherfricker who weighs 240 could absolutely frick a chimp up.
I feel like when you say "chimp" your brain is thinking about this guy:
That's not a chimp. This is a chimp:
130 lbs of eat your esophagus straight out of your throat.
It's really no contest.
holy crap I didn't realize this thread was 5 years old....my point stands.
This post was edited on 11/8/24 at 7:58 am
Posted on 11/8/24 at 8:19 am to Fe_Mike
Everyone fell for it 
Posted on 11/8/24 at 9:10 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Any adult Male human with any martial arts training would frick a chimp up
You are an idiot. quote:
Hell just the other day a Colorado soy boy choked out and killed an adolescent mountain lion
People in Colorado tend to be in better shape than the average Louisiana individual. And KEY word, adolescent. Opposable thumbs have their benefits. Chimps have those too.
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Its stupid
Noooooooo...... you are. Lol
Posted on 11/8/24 at 9:11 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Any adult Male human with any martial arts training would frick a chimp up. I
Posted on 11/8/24 at 9:13 am to SaintEB
Page 2 has my new favorite insult. "You should be fined for polluting the gene pool"
Posted on 11/8/24 at 5:05 pm to CocomoLSU
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That’s fine. You’re wrong. But you can think that all you want. Chimps are at or near the top of the list of animals that can massively frick you up
A male chimp is something like 5’0” 150 lbs.
To say that some 6’9” 350 lb. mountain of a man with fighting experience and the wingspan of a pterodactyl could not possibly get a grip on him long enough to turn his lights out is dumb.
Chimps are formidable
Posted on 11/8/24 at 5:07 pm to Fe_Mike
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holy crap I didn't realize this thread was 5 years old....my point stands.
It’s ok. One of my favorite threads of all time.
Hawgs55 was so adamant about being wrong it was hilarious
Posted on 11/8/24 at 5:11 pm to Globetrotter747
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To say that some 6’9” 350 lb. mountain of a man with fighting experience and the wingspan of a pterodactyl could not possibly get a grip on him long enough to turn his lights out is dumb.
The chimp would take several large chunks of flesh off of any human faster than they could reasonably use their size to any disadvantage. They go for the face, hands and genitals and are lightning quick and are way stronger in grip and muscle density than any human no matter the size.
Sorry you’re just wrong. Even a giant will stop fighting when his balls and nose are on the floor
Posted on 11/8/24 at 5:12 pm to Globetrotter747
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To say that some 6’9” 350 lb. mountain of a man with fighting experience and the wingspan of a pterodactyl could not possibly get a grip on him long enough to turn his lights out is dumb.
They wouldn’t.
You ever heard of farm strength? That simply means functional strength from performing hard labor daily. Same thing with construction worker vs body builder videos.
Well chimps are nothing BUT functional strength.
How strong is a chimp
Read this. It answers a lot of assumptions/questions you have
This post was edited on 11/8/24 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 11/8/24 at 5:13 pm to LegendInMyMind
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In the ensuing attack, LaDonna lost her thumb, and St. James was brutally mauled, resulting in permanent disfigurement and missing extremities.
Why don’t they list which extremities?! Seriously, i hope it’s not why i think…..
Posted on 11/8/24 at 5:16 pm to Rick9Plus
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Why don’t they list which extremities?! Seriously, i hope it’s not why i think…..
When they attack women they rip off their tits along with hands, feet and face
Men get their dick and balls ripped / bitten off in comparison
Posted on 11/8/24 at 5:19 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Didn't a chimp rip a lady's face off?
Posted on 11/8/24 at 5:20 pm to ShoeBang
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The chimp would take several large chunks of flesh off of any human faster than they could reasonably use their size to any disadvantage.
Sure.
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