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re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:45 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:45 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
So you're stupid, violent and a teacher.
Like I said before, Lord help our youth.
Like I said before, Lord help our youth.
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:45 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I ended up killing the cat.
Your trolls are getting a little too outlandish. You need to dial it back a notch to keep getting bites.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:09 am to dbeck
I've killed a cat, a goose, a duck, and a wounded whitetail deer with my bare hands.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:19 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Would you like to edit this post now that you've had some time to sober up?
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:19 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I've killed a cat, a goose, a duck, and a wounded whitetail deer with my bare hands.
Thanks for sharing... but. Um. No chimps, right?
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 11:21 am
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:46 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I've killed a cat, a goose, a duck, and a wounded whitetail deer with my bare hands.
So a bunch of non-threatening 15 pound animals and a non-threatening 100 pound animal that you'd already shot.
This definitely helps convince me that you can kill a chimpanzee.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:29 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I've killed a cat, a goose, a duck, and a wounded whitetail deer with my bare hands.
Just when I thought you could not get any worse.... So you are training to be a Serial killer?
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:42 pm to dbeck
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Your trolls are getting a little too outlandish. You need to dial it back a notch to keep getting bites.
I was initially surprised that anybody even bought into the OP
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:56 pm to BowlJackson
I brought up the bat and said it would swing the fight in the humans favor but not just any human
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:16 pm to Impotent Waffle
quote:killed all of these while hunting and they were wounded. The cat story has already been discussed
goose, a duck, and a wounded whitetail deer with my bare hands.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:26 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I think the fight would be closer than most people think. Weight matters. When you give up over 100 lbs of body weight in a fight it makes a huge difference. I get that the chimp has the bite and animal strength, but Cormier can pretty much throw a 150 lb animal around like the average human male does a bag of groceries. I don't think people really understand how strong a man like that is. There is no comparison between you and the chimp, but there is a light years distance between you and Cormier as well.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:27 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Eta: I dont normally mind cats but when it scratched me I reacted. My instinct was to grab it by the neck. When I snatched it up and pushed it against the floor I guess I pushed my hand down to hard on the back of its neck and it died.
Oh?! Well why didn't you say this from the get go. I retract everything I've said. You would frick a chimp up.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:31 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
OP is the dude being dragged.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:35 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I've killed a cat, a goose, a duck, and a wounded whitetail deer with my bare hands.
No you didn't.
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A buck I shot got up and ran about 15 yards and fell down one time. I walked over to it and it did it again. So the next time when I got close i jumped on it, held it down and slit its throat
You used a tool. Im assuming a flint knife you whittled yourself. And here's a little lesson in ethics for you, warrior. Shoot the deer a 3rd time next time you fail to put a round on the vitals twice in a row instead of hopping on it and slitting it's throat. The idea is to honor the animal by being merciful and making it endure as little suffering as possible.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:38 pm to dnm3305
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You used a tool. Im assuming a flint knife you whittled yourself.
Wrong. He broke his own finger to expose the bone and then sharpened said bone to a razor shard edge.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:41 pm to Tangineck
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I think the fight would be closer than most people think. Weight matters.
That's not what the OT says. The OT says Ronda Rousey beats any untrained man alive, even if he outweighs her by 100 lbs. It doesn't matter if he can throw her across the room like Daniel Cormier can throw a 150 lb. chimp across a room. Once she has a hold on you, you can't break free from her and she'll crawl all over you like a mad chimp.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:58 pm to dnm3305
I only shot it once. It dropped where I shot it so I left my gun in the stand. When I got down there it hopped up and ran but fell back down. I walked up to it again and it jumped and ran. That is when I jumped on it and slit its throat. No a different time I killed a deer because again it was wounded but I didnt have my gun with me, but this time i didnt have a knife either so i just twisted its neck until it died
Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:00 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:exactly
That's not what the OT says. The OT says Ronda Rousey beats any untrained man alive, even if he outweighs her by 100 lbs. It doesn't matter if he can throw her across the room like Daniel Cormier can throw a 150 lb. chimp across a room. Once she has a hold on you, you can't break free from her and she'll crawl all over you like a mad chimp.
people in this thread are probably the same ones who think Ronda rousey or other female mma fighters could frick up a bunch of dudes (yes she could definitely hold her own against some men, but any man who has any fighting experience and is above 180 pounds is going to crush her)Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:01 pm to Tangineck
quote:thank you! Honestly a chimp might frick me up. Hell I'll admit that it most likely fricks me up. But not Daniel cormier
There is no comparison between you and the chimp, but there is a light years distance between you and Cormier as well.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:02 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:True
The OT says Ronda Rousey beats any untrained man alive, even if he outweighs her by 100 lbs. It doesn't matter if he can throw her across the room like Daniel Cormier can throw a 150 lb. chimp across a room. Once she has a hold on you, you can't break free from her and she'll crawl all over you like a mad chimp.
The chimp people are also in favor of Rhonda Rousey beating up Ray Rice
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