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re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:21 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:21 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I'm not reading 14 pages but I'll say this. I'm smarter than a chimp. I'm gonna pick up a metal rod and 1 time that chimp. Game over
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:22 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:he is the heavyweight ufc champ and I used him as an example hoping most in here would know who I'm talking about. There are multiple UFC fighters who could take a chimp. Jon Jones is one of them and that's who I assume you are talking about
’s odd you keep using him when he’s not even the best fighter in the UFC
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:25 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Even in the small percentage of times the elite fighter big strong man wins, that same man probably bleeds out from his injuries 9 out of 10 times, and the 1 time he survives he is maimed for life.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:26 pm to NOLALGD
quote:So that old white guy is the luckiest person of all time?
Even in the small percentage of times the elite fighter big strong man wins, that same man probably bleeds out from his injuries 9 out of 10 times, and the 1 time he survives he is maimed for life.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:27 pm to RB10
Has anyone posted the Slate article? It references numerous studies over about a 50 year span.
Chimps are significantly stronger and faster, and have a gene specific to jaw strength that humans lost millions of years ago.
Much of their mass is concentrated in their limbs, particularly their arms.
They can rip your skin off and then bite off a finger like we bite into a piece of cheesecake.
This is the average chimp.
It's not even close. Sure, a top tier fighter may get lucky and land a haymaker, similar to how you see in some actual MMA fights. But all in all, chimps are just flat out athletically superior and all things equal, would frick any human on this planet the frick up.
LINK
Chimps are significantly stronger and faster, and have a gene specific to jaw strength that humans lost millions of years ago.
Much of their mass is concentrated in their limbs, particularly their arms.
They can rip your skin off and then bite off a finger like we bite into a piece of cheesecake.
This is the average chimp.
It's not even close. Sure, a top tier fighter may get lucky and land a haymaker, similar to how you see in some actual MMA fights. But all in all, chimps are just flat out athletically superior and all things equal, would frick any human on this planet the frick up.
LINK
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:27 pm to NOLALGD
What if the chimp has training, too?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:30 pm to lsupride87
quote:right!
at old white guy is the luckiest person of all time
I mean chimp attacks aren't thathat uncommon in Africa but you dont heae about that many fatalities just maiming people are honestly way overselling these chimpsPosted on 2/20/19 at 4:31 pm to lsupride87
quote:
It's even been proven humans are actually pound for pound stronger than chimps( at least top level humans).
did OP ever provide proof of this ?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:31 pm to cas4t
They also have a much higher percentage of fast twitch muscle tissue than humans.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:31 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
All I have to do is give him some cocoa butter and I would have a new best friend for life.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:32 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
you don't hear anything about Africa on the news. Genocide, rape, pillage. Surely you don't expect to hear about some villager being killed by a chimp.
You have to be trolling.
You have to be trolling.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:33 pm to Loaner1231
quote:
They also have a much higher percentage of fast twitch muscle tissue than humans.
correct
the largest chimp in the Bronx zoo was able to pull 847 lbs with one arm.
So your average chimp, what, 600 lbs?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:33 pm to cas4t
quote:Yes
did OP ever provide proof of this ?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:34 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
Any adult Male human with any martial arts training would frick a chimp up. It's even been proven humans are actually pound for pound stronger than chimps( at least top level humans
I havent read all 15 pages of this thread so maybe this has been brought up.
But I’d pay a thousand dollars right now to see you fight a full grown chimp.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:35 pm to RB10
quote:
Show me the evidence of a human being ripping someone's face and limbs off without the use of a tool.
I'll wait.
There's evidence of humans ripping their own faces off on bath salts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:36 pm to lsupride87
ok, point me in that direcion?
because I have links for days showing otherwise.
Also, as for his claims on Africa and chimps killing people...
LINK
but it's not as if chimps are actively seeking out humans to kill. That's not how this works.
because I have links for days showing otherwise.
Also, as for his claims on Africa and chimps killing people...
LINK
quote:
The attacks have taken the life of at least one child, though local media reports state that as many of 10 people have been killed and 17 others severely injured by chimp attacks.
but it's not as if chimps are actively seeking out humans to kill. That's not how this works.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:37 pm to cas4t
quote:The website link your tried to link......
ok, point me in that direcion?
It mentions how full of shite your 847 lb arm pull is
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:38 pm to lsupride87
15 pages. I had the o/u at 3.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:38 pm to lsupride87
business insider?
The link works fine.
The link works fine.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:40 pm to cas4t
It was originally slate and your link was broke
Anyway, considering you quoted a 1923 study that has been debunked, your research has a long way to go
Anyway, considering you quoted a 1923 study that has been debunked, your research has a long way to go
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