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re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:08 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:08 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:
Are you retarded?
Have you read the last 13 pages?!
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:09 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:And he is still going toe to fricking toe standing up and out muscling the chimp at times
Are you retarded? If you listen, it clearly says he almost lost an ear and his face was fricked up
In that 30 seconds, cormier would have had that guy dead or unconscious, whichever he chose
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:10 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Are you retarded? If you listen, it clearly says he almost lost an ear, his face was fricked up, and his fingers were mangled
Has this not been established already?
He's made erroneous claims, with nothing factual to back them and claimed a "W" based on a clip of a grown man getting maimed by a small chimp.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:10 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:
Have you read the last 13 pages?!
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:11 pm to RB10
quote:Nah
He's made erroneous claims,
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:11 pm to RB10
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He's made erroneous claims, with nothing factual to back them and claimed a "W" based on a clip of a grown man getting maimed by a small chimp.
That was my thing, that wasn’t a 130lb chimp
That dude was lucky that he was near a river
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:12 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:almost doesn't count for 1. For 2 he is an old arse man and you have people in this thread who are saying that 99% of the time that a chimp attacks a human hes gonna rip your nuts off and destroy your face even against elite level athlete humans. You people are taking evidence from 1 or 2 chimp attacks and applying that to every chimp in nature. Most chimps dont do that much damage and if your average African human can get away with just a chunk of arm missing I'm sure Daniel Cormier with the intent to kill the little bastard and knowing were it's at not being surprised by it would frick it up
listen, it clearly says he almost lost an ear, his face was fricked up, and his fingers were mangled
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:12 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:A 130lb chimp is the equivalent to a 400 lb human
that wasn’t a 130lb chimp
That is the very top of their weight classThis post was edited on 2/20/19 at 4:13 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:13 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
We are talk
quote:and that man could literally be killed by Daniel Cormier in under 5 minutes 100% of the time if they are both unarmed. That isn't debatable either
hat was my thing, that wasn’t a 130lb chimp
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:14 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:Under 20 seconds
and that man could literally be killed by Daniel Cormier in under 5 minutes
Cormier would kill him in under 20 seconds for sure. He isnt leaving with a little ear damage and some jammed fingers
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:15 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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You people are taking evidence from 1 or 2 chimp attacks and applying that to every chimp in nature.
Still better than taking no evidence and just claiming a human would win a fight, no?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:15 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Without the 20% or so strong humans, the rest could not survive on their own.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:16 pm to RogerTheShrubber
quote:Im struggling to see which side you are on
Without the 20% or so strong humans, the rest could not survive on their own.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:16 pm to lsupride87
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A 130lb chimp is the equivalent to a 400 lb human That is the very top of their weight class
How much it cost you to move them goalposts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:18 pm to RB10
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Still better than taking no evidence and just claiming a human would win a fight, no?
You have the same amout of evidence as us 1. We know chimps frick up average humans. (well, except the actual video we have in here)
2. We know elite fighters frick up average humans
We dont know with evidence what happens with an elite fighting human and a chimp
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:18 pm to RB10
quote:go watch any DC fights I'm sure there are clips all over YouTube. He has world class knockout power, black belt in bjj, and was a college wrestler at Oklahoma state. Hes nearly 6 feet tall weighs close to 250 and can kick like a motherfricker to boot. I am sorry I have no video footage of him fricking a chimp up. And yes that is what he would do. He may take some damage but if it's a fight to the death I'm taking DC all fricking day.
Still better than taking no evidence and just claiming a human would win a fight, no?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:19 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:I have never moved my goalpost
How much it cost you to move them goalposts
Here is my first post
I took the elite human fighter, vs an average chimp
quote:
Standing at almost 4 feet and 100 pounds you have the chimp
Standing at almost 6 feet and 250 lbs you have Daniel Cormier
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:19 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Dude, if you want to blow DC, just hit him up on Twitter.
It’s odd you keep using him when he’s not even the best fighter in the UFC
It’s odd you keep using him when he’s not even the best fighter in the UFC
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:20 pm to lsupride87
Also the only evidence they show is a chimp taking a human to the ground which is the worst thing a chimp could do with dc. If they get tangled up on the ground he is finding a way to take that chimps back locking his heels in and choking himout or snapping his neck. I swear the people in this thread remind me of people who think trained fighters are only good because of their rules and would get beat in a street fight
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:20 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:There is multiple chimps at the zoo for you to blow
if you want to blow DC, just hit him up on Twitter.
But be careful, they will guarantee rip off your penis and shove it down your throat
Well, unless you get the chimp that struggled against that old guy
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