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re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:47 pm to lsupride87
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:47 pm to lsupride87
quote:
Society and innovation has made the average human very weak
Humans have always been weak. The ability to deduce that the sharp rock on the ground can be used as a weapon is the only thing that kept the species from going extinct millions of years ago before homo sapiens even made their debut.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 3:48 pm
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:48 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:That video is not good for your side
This dude couldn’t even break free from a small chimp’s grasp
That frumpy old guy didnt even get fricked up
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:49 pm to RB10
quote:
Humans have always been weak.
quote:So
The ability to deduce that the sharp rock on the ground can be used as a weapon is the only thing that kept the species from going extinct.
fricking
wrong
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:49 pm to lsupride87
quote:
That video is not good for your side
That frumpy old guy didnt even get fricked up
Bruh, that video is more evidence than you've produced in this whole thread.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:49 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
In the beginning your video that chimp is not coordinated at all in the intial coming at the guy. That's your chance there and hope the fricker doesn't bite you before you do damage to him.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:50 pm to lsupride87
quote:
So
fricking
wrong
Wait, you think humans have survived by killing animals with their bare hands?
ETA: This is a clue that you should stop digging that hole you're in.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 3:52 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:51 pm to RB10
quote:In that video an old dude aproximately 160lbs is able to fight with a chimp for 30 seconds without getting seriously hurt. In that same time Cormier has that guy with a broken arm on almost unconscious
Bruh, that video is more evidence than you've produced in this whole thread.
And with that gif, this thread is over
Ill take my W
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 3:54 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:55 pm to lsupride87
quote:
And with that gif, this thread is over
Ill take my W
I'd exit the thread if I were you too.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:56 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
Hell just the other day a Colorado soy boy choked out and killed an adolescent mountain lion.
fwiw he yelled "This is MAGA country" as he beat off the mountain lion.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:56 pm to RB10
quote:This is your hero chimp vs an old dude
I'd exit the thread if I were you too.
The chimp is getting everything he can handle This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 3:57 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:59 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I'll play, elite human being, special forces, MMA, built like Arnold in his prime. Only chance to win is picking up the chimp and slamming its head directly into the ground stunning it enough to where you could do more damage.
In the 10 in 1000 chance you achieve/complete the slam and stun the chimp temporarily, 9 out of those 10 times you would bleed out from your injuries in a few minutes. And in the 1 in 1000 times the elite human survives they will be maimed for life.
In the 10 in 1000 chance you achieve/complete the slam and stun the chimp temporarily, 9 out of those 10 times you would bleed out from your injuries in a few minutes. And in the 1 in 1000 times the elite human survives they will be maimed for life.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:00 pm to lsupride87
quote:
This is your hero chimp vs an old dude The chimp is getting everything he can handle
The fact you think a short clip of a 50-60 pound chimp taking down a 160+ pound grown man proves your point shows just how badly you're grasping at straws.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:01 pm to lsupride87
quote:
And with that gif, this thread is over
Ill take my W
Bless your heart.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:02 pm to RB10
quote:
of a 50-60 pound chimp
That is an average male chimp from what is known as "chimp island"
Dont make excuses now
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:03 pm to RB10
quote:Also, even if this was the case, thats a 110 lb size advantage
50-60 pound chimp taking down a 160+ pound grown man
The human has a greater size advantage with cormier even against a huge chimp
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:04 pm to lsupride87
quote:
Also, even if this was the case, thats a 110 lb size advantage
The human has a greater size advantage with cormier even against a huge chimp
I love how you keep pointing to this like it proves something.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:05 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:with what?! His hands aren't fricking claws and his arms are not strong enough to pull my locked in heels off him much less the legs of Daniel fricking Cormier!!
the way, if you do manage to do that to a chimp, it'll just rip your fricking feet off. Because, you know, they're right there by its waist and its hands are free and yours aren't.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:05 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
with what?! His hands aren't fricking claws and his arms are not strong enough to pull my locked in heels off him much less the legs of Daniel fricking Cormier!!
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:06 pm to lsupride87
quote:
In that video an old dude aproximately 160lbs is able to fight with a chimp for 30 seconds without getting seriously hurt.
Are you retarded? If you listen, it clearly says he almost lost an ear, his face was fricked up, and his fingers were mangled
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 4:08 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:08 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:And he is still going toe to fricking toe standing up and out muscling the chimp at times
Are you retarded? If you listen, it clearly says he almost lost an ear and his face was fricked up
In that 30 seconds, cormier would have had that guy dead or unconscious, whichever he chose
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