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re: Why do people always say "I didn't evolve from a monkey?"

Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:58 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:58 pm to
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JabarkusRussell
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Posted by OweO
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 8:04 pm to
This is my theory. In order for humans to evolve from chimps, it would require some type of selective breeding. It would require chimps with certain physical traits and intelligence to reproduce with other chimps with certain physical traits and intelligence..

I don't think that is how we became human. We are just another animal. There use to be other types of humans (archaic humans like Neanderthals for example) and we evolved from them into what we are today. Through out intelligence we are able to continue to evolve..
Posted by eScott
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 8:07 pm to
I just copied the different races.
Posted by northshorebamaman
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 8:11 pm to
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Through out intelligence we are able to continue to evolve..

We continue to evolve because evolution is an ongoing process. Not a race with a finish line. It's not as if we're a finished product.
Posted by JabarkusRussell
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 8:23 pm to
Anytime I hear a chimp called a monkey I think of Planet of the Apes where Corneilus responds to the slight the same way a black man would respond to being called the n-word.
Posted by Cowboyfan89
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 8:24 pm to
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Through out intelligence we are able to continue to evolve..

Someone hasn't paid much attention to society today. You can't evolve as a species if all of the stupid and weak survive because you put warning labels on everything and tell people not to make toast in the bathtub.

Sometimes you just need a few morons to make toast in the bathtub.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 9:07 pm to
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It's not as if we're a finished product.
speak for yourself, limp dick.
Posted by airfernando
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:20 pm to
Why do people say any beings evolved? Bc those people are stupid. evolution is the dumbest crap ever conceived by man.
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:50 pm to
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Posted by 6R12
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 11:02 pm to
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Chimps are what scientists mean when they talk about evolution.


So you got some chimp in your family tree. Do you have any late blooming cousins left around?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 11:06 pm to
I didn't evolve from a monkey
Posted by PygmalionEffect
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 11:25 pm to
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I didn't evolve from a monkey


Sorry but ancestry.com doesn't lie.
Posted by Dalosaqy
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 11:57 pm to
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Liberals are figs

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Posted by Parmen
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:00 am to
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We didn't really evolve from chimps.. they're our cousins. Common ancestor.


Common ancestor = creation by God.
Posted by DeathValley85
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:03 am to
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If I evolved from a damn monkey, why's they still monkeys?


CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
Posted by jennyjones
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:40 am to
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Someone hasn't paid much attention to society today. You can't evolve as a species if all of the stupid and weak survive because you put warning labels on everything and tell people not to make toast in the bathtub.

Sometimes you just need a few morons to make toast in the bathtub.


Not to mention paying unproductive people (on welfare) to have kids while productive people are either too busy or can’t afford kids. It’s like reverse evolution.
Posted by northshorebamaman
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:49 am to
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CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
Posted by ksayetiger
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 3:45 am to
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Through out intelligence we are able to continue to evolve..




We are devolving, imo.

Turtles with the long necks on Galapagos island have evolved. The shorter necks died out, bc they couldn't reach food.

Animals do not evolve, populations do.
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 4:40 am to
I was made in God's image, not evolved from a monkey.

Wow! They look similar to a human so we must have come from them...LOL If you truly believe that shite then why has no other primate in history developed logic, a conscience, a pull towards a higher power, and language. Also, why are humans not still evolving?

Also, while your at it go frick one and see if your DNA is compatible. God made each animal and man to only be able to procreate with its own kind.

A watermelon is 98% water. The human body is 60% water. Does that mean we are part watermelon, too?
Posted by ksayetiger
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 5:06 am to
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God made each animal and man to only be able to procreate with its own kind.



How does a horse and a donkey mate then?
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