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re: why do men trust farts

Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:13 pm to
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:13 pm to
When I'm by myself I'll kick up a leg and put some gut power to push out a fart as loud as possible.
This post was edited on 9/30/18 at 11:14 pm
Posted by Pechon
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 12:35 am to
quote:

Always celebrate life’s little victories.


For me, those little victories are crop dusting a bunch of brats at a Chuck E. Cheese. I had one so bad that a mom checked her kid thinking the little one crapped his pants.
Posted by OKellsBells
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 12:44 am to
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 3:15 am to
quote:

We're stupid.



Yep. For instance, this thread.
Posted by foshizzle
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 6:00 am to
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I've never heard a woman say that.


It's because they don't poop at all.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:12 am to
If I had to go to the bathroom every time I had to fart to make it wasn’t a shart I’d never leave the damn toilet.
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:14 am to
quote:

I've read on the ot several times "never trust a fart", but men still do.

that's actually part of the old man trilogy of advice, never pass on an opportunity to piss, never trust a fart, and never waste a hard on

ETA: not necessarily in any particular order
This post was edited on 10/1/18 at 8:15 am
Posted by lowhound
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:30 am to
Posted by Gatorbait2008
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:36 am to
Wtf
Posted by TeddyPadillac
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:37 am to
The only time I’ve ever sharted was when I got some stomach bug from the kiddos.
I’ve farted thousands of times in my life and sharting is something that simply doesn’t happen. You either need to shite or you don’t.

If you are routinely shitting yourself from farts, you got something wrong with your arse.
Posted by BruslyTiger
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:37 am to
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I've read on the ot several times "never trust a fart", but men still do.

Your body has an incredible ability to distinguish between a gas and a solid, but there's that 1% chance it's wrong. Take a chance and live life...
Posted by Muff
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:45 am to
how many farts are passed with no issue.

I mean percentages are on your side.

With that being said, i've had 2-3 go poorly for me in the last 15 years, shite happens.
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:46 am to
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shite happens.

precisely
Posted by WallsAllAroundMe
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:46 am to
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Posted by cbree88
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 11:44 am to
Never heard of a "boof"
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 12:19 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/25/19 at 2:30 pm
Posted by cbree88
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 1:34 pm to
Nah. I didn't see it.
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