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Posted on 10/1/18 at 12:35 am to JohnnyT
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Always celebrate life’s little victories.
For me, those little victories are crop dusting a bunch of brats at a Chuck E. Cheese. I had one so bad that a mom checked her kid thinking the little one crapped his pants.
Posted on 10/1/18 at 3:15 am to TigerstuckinMS
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We're stupid.
Yep. For instance, this thread.
Posted on 10/1/18 at 6:00 am to L1C4
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I've never heard a woman say that.
It's because they don't poop at all.
Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:12 am to L1C4
If I had to go to the bathroom every time I had to fart to make it wasn’t a shart I’d never leave the damn toilet.
Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:14 am to L1C4
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I've read on the ot several times "never trust a fart", but men still do.
that's actually part of the old man trilogy of advice, never pass on an opportunity to piss, never trust a fart, and never waste a hard on
ETA: not necessarily in any particular order
This post was edited on 10/1/18 at 8:15 am
Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:37 am to lowhound
The only time I’ve ever sharted was when I got some stomach bug from the kiddos.
I’ve farted thousands of times in my life and sharting is something that simply doesn’t happen. You either need to shite or you don’t.
If you are routinely shitting yourself from farts, you got something wrong with your arse.
I’ve farted thousands of times in my life and sharting is something that simply doesn’t happen. You either need to shite or you don’t.
If you are routinely shitting yourself from farts, you got something wrong with your arse.
Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:37 am to L1C4
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I've read on the ot several times "never trust a fart", but men still do.
Your body has an incredible ability to distinguish between a gas and a solid, but there's that 1% chance it's wrong. Take a chance and live life...
Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:45 am to L1C4
how many farts are passed with no issue.
I mean percentages are on your side.
With that being said, i've had 2-3 go poorly for me in the last 15 years, shite happens.
I mean percentages are on your side.
With that being said, i've had 2-3 go poorly for me in the last 15 years, shite happens.
Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:46 am to Muff
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shite happens.
precisely
Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:46 am to L1C4
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This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 10/1/18 at 11:44 am to WallsAllAroundMe
Never heard of a "boof"
Posted on 10/1/18 at 12:19 pm to cbree88
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This post was edited on 4/25/19 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 10/1/18 at 1:34 pm to WallsAllAroundMe
Nah. I didn't see it.
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