- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
why do men trust farts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:41 pm
I've read on the ot several times "never trust a fart", but men still do.
Why? Is it a man thing?
I've never heard a woman say that.
What do they know that men don't?
Or do they shart too?
Maybe it's in men's dna to take risks.
Like when we drive with the gas gauge on E.
So guys be careful out there, and just in case put a extra pair of undies in the glovebox.
Why? Is it a man thing?
I've never heard a woman say that.
What do they know that men don't?
Or do they shart too?
Maybe it's in men's dna to take risks.
Like when we drive with the gas gauge on E.
So guys be careful out there, and just in case put a extra pair of undies in the glovebox.
25
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:41 pm to L1C4
We're stupid.
/thread
/thread
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:41 pm to L1C4
So you only fart while sitting on the toilet?
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:41 pm to L1C4
because it's fun when they aren't wet.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:45 pm to L1C4
I’m a risk taker. Sometimes you win, sometimes you shite your pants.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:45 pm to L1C4
Confidence motherfricker
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:46 pm to L1C4
A little crop dusting at the office after eating spicy Popeye’s is humorous to me.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:47 pm to L1C4
Because farts are like a box of chocolates-you never know what you’ll get. Sometimes you get a blast that rivals a shotgun. Sometimes a quiet one that takes your breath away. Then seemingly out of nowhere you let one and shite your pants. It’s like a slot machine and men are genetically programmed to push the odds.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:50 pm to L1C4
I dont
Posted on 9/30/18 at 2:14 pm to L1C4
I've shite my pants 2-3 as an adult. Sometimes you think you did but when you actually do it it's unmistakable 
Posted on 9/30/18 at 2:18 pm to L1C4
Last night I was going to Post this thread
about how for the first time in a while, I did NOT trust a fart. I went to bathroom and about 5 rabbit pellet like turd balls came out and I was thinking crap i wish i had my phone to tell everybody i didn't shite on myself today
about how for the first time in a while, I did NOT trust a fart. I went to bathroom and about 5 rabbit pellet like turd balls came out and I was thinking crap i wish i had my phone to tell everybody i didn't shite on myself today
Posted on 9/30/18 at 2:20 pm to L1C4
We're programmed with an irrationally confident external anal sphincter.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 2:21 pm to Codythetiger
Always celebrate life’s little victories.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 2:22 pm to L1C4
If men didn't take risks we would've never landed on the moon.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 2:23 pm to L1C4
I like to gamble.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 2:27 pm to LurkerTooLong
quote:
A little crop dusting at the office after eating spicy Thai food is humorous to me.
Fify
Posted on 9/30/18 at 2:30 pm to L1C4
quote:
I've never heard a woman say that.
That is because OT women don’t have to say it because they don’t fart.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:59 pm to Tarps99
quote:
That is because OT women don’t have to say it because they don’t fart.
You sure about that? I bet Evil Little Thing can hang with the boys. She's an Amazon after all.
This post was edited on 9/30/18 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:02 pm to L1C4
Only time you cant trust em is if you're sick, hungover, or in the presence of potential tail. If you're leaking out shite on regular every day farts then you need to tell your manfriend to ease up
Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:05 pm to L1C4
quote:
Or do they shart too?
They do. They’re just too selfish to share their stories like men.
Page 1 of 2
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News