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Why do men run faster than women?

Posted on 10/11/19 at 8:40 am
Posted by GreyWhiskers
St. Tammany
Member since Nov 2018
913 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 8:40 am
Because we have ball bearings and a stick shift.
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10391 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 8:41 am to
Because they are afraid of women?
Posted by LSUTigerFan247
Member since Jun 2017
3838 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 8:42 am to
quote:

Because we have ball bearings and a stick shift.



Posted by Space Cadet
Member since Sep 2019
446 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 8:42 am to
You have to be older than 65.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14912 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 8:45 am to
DavidTheGnome alt?
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23416 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 8:45 am to
Longer legs. Science
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
26687 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 8:49 am to
quote:

DavidTheGnome alt?



coming to ask the same thing. Reeks of the shite he posts.
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
Member since Nov 2007
1950 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 8:50 am to
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39754 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 8:57 am to
This was funny when I was in 3rd grade.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18399 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 9:08 am to
To quote Jerry Seinfeld, 'You gotta lift your knees when you run!!'
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33219 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 9:22 am to
quote:

Why do men run faster than women?

Some don't
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51607 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 9:22 am to
Because our dicks sway back and forth, with the forward motion propelling us forward via momentum, thus making us faster.
Posted by 21JumpStreet
Member since Jul 2012
14919 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 9:23 am to
Automatics are faster brah
Posted by Cromulent
Down the Bayou
Member since Oct 2016
3446 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 9:25 am to
Then why aren’t race cars automatics?
Posted by Jp1LSU
Fiji
Member since Oct 2005
2542 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 10:32 am to
To ensure procreation.
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
20172 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 10:35 am to
quote:

To quote Jerry Seinfeld, 'You gotta lift your knees when you run!!'


GET YOUR KNEES UP!!!!!

Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6585 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 10:37 am to
you are better than this grey, you are better than this.
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
32385 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 11:19 am to
You must be a sexist homophobe to ask such an insensitive question
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56772 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 11:20 am to
Sounds like a joke ol' Peanut would make. I'll accept it.
Posted by Tpayne99
Da Bayou
Member since Jan 2019
1028 posts
Posted on 10/11/19 at 12:15 pm to
Evolution. Women are lazy.
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