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re: Why do married women go on "girls trips" to the beach?

Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:33 pm to
Posted by 99BLKBRD
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:33 pm to
Buddy of mine had just started dating this chick...well big sister and all her married friends had a "girls beach trip" planned so they went down with them. He said the married chicks were fricking every dick in sight. One of the women wound up getting pregnant and hubby is none the wiser. Bottom line...women are all whores if the occasion presents itself.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:33 pm to
Do yall have a bunch of trashy female friends and wives? Holy shite

Or am I missing a giant trolling joke?

Obviously the jizz bucket trash women who take body shots at the FloraBama at the age of 50 will cheat.
Posted by joeleblanc
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:34 pm to
to get away from their a-hole husbands that they married for money
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:34 pm to
Scissoring 101 lessons
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:35 pm to
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How would you know if it hasn't happened yet?


Because she can't lie about secretly using sea salt in dinner instead of real salt without showing her guilt on her face

And because she isn't a piece a shite
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:36 pm to
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One of the women wound up getting pregnant and hubby is none the wiser.


And that kids is why you ALWAYS request a DNA test.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:36 pm to
Bookmarked for 10 years from now
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:36 pm to
Bottom line:

I was making a jest about women hating each other. I say that because in this photo I saw on FB, it's ELEVEN of them and I know for a fact that 2 of them hate another 2 and one of them fricked another's boyfriend back in college.

ALL eleven are married.

I do not think any of them would do anything like the OT suggests, because there are 11 of them. How would the other 10 kep their mouths shut?

It's the 3-4 (wo) man trips one needs to worry about.
Posted by illuminatic
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Because she can't lie about secretly using sea salt in dinner instead of real salt without showing her guilt on her face


Why would she lie about that?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:37 pm to
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by TheOcean
Bookmarked for 10 years from now



Cool bro
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:37 pm to
Whale watching. Looking for Moby Dick.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:38 pm to
Somewhat related blowing up on my social media right now. Married woman and her single BFF go on a trip out of the country. Single friend posts a bunch of FB pics. Inadvertently included among the typical shots of museums and landmarks is a selfie of them partying it up in a bar with a couple of random dudes. Hilarity ensues. Unclear what the ultimate fallout will be.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

quote:
Because she can't lie about secretly using sea salt in dinner instead of real salt without showing her guilt on her face


Why would she lie about that?


She's watching my health, but I kept putting more salt on dinner and I could see it on her eyes.

I fricking love salt.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40419 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:38 pm to
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Because she can't lie


Always, always learn her "tell".

Just to be on the safe side.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Bottom line:

I was making a jest about women hating each other. I say that because in this photo I saw on FB, it's ELEVEN of them and I know for a fact that 2 of them hate another 2 and one of them fricked another's boyfriend back in college.

ALL eleven are married.

I do not think any of them would do anything like the OT suggests, because there are 11 of them. How would the other 10 kep their mouths shut?

It's the 3-4 (wo) man trips one needs to worry about.


I agree with you.

11 crabby women in one house drinking is my nightmare.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

quote:
Because she can't lie


Always, always learn her "tell".

Just to be on the safe side.


Damn right
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

Hilarity ensues. Unclear what the ultimate fallout will be.


attorneys win.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:41 pm to
Too cheat
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
41942 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:44 pm to
It's a godsend when my wife hits orange beach with her friends for a long weekend. Much less hassle for me to bring strange back to the house than to have to get a hotel room for the night.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:44 pm to
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Buddy of mine had just started dating this chick...well big sister and all her married friends had a "girls beach trip" planned so they went down with them. He said the married chicks were fricking every dick in sight. One of the women wound up getting pregnant and hubby is none the wiser. Bottom line...women are all whores if the occasion presents itself.


Not made up story is not .... no this story is bullshite.
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