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re: Why do many women have different size nipples? Does your gf have symmetric nips?

Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:24 pm to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:24 pm to
Just pointing out that y’all are good for giving women something new to worry about.

Sigh
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62212 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:24 pm to
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I prefer puffy.


I prefer any. But you don't see 1960's torpedos too much anymore.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138831 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:25 pm to
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Just pointing out that y’all are good for giving women something new to worry about.

you retired

So you have nothing to worry about

As a retiree, you have forfeited any claims to vanity
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31590 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:25 pm to
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Just pointing out that y’all are good for giving women something new to worry about. Sigh



The women with ugly nipples already know it.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12196 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:26 pm to
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You think he’s even seen boobs before?
Accidents do happen.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:27 pm to
I can still feel like even less of a person if I don’t have nipple symmetry. I mean, they are always covered up but I would know my wonkey nips were there
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:28 pm to
I guess
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:28 pm to
quote:


I prefer any. But you don't see 1960's torpedos too much anymore.



And I wish you did. I’m a fan of the Bush too.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:35 pm to
If you need to borrow a bubble level, just let me know
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:37 pm to
K. Thanks.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:39 pm to
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But I’ve seen the different size nip horror before. What gives?

Humans aren't perfectly symmetrical, bro.

My left dick is just slightly longer than my right dick.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31590 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:41 pm to
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I prefer any. But you don't see 1960's torpedos too much anymore.



r/torpedotits
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:44 pm to
The gnome knows EXACTLY which subreddit to go to?!
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:45 pm to
You can't figure this because you were bottle fed
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:47 pm to
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But you don't see 1960's torpedos too much anymore.

that was the bra dude, but if that were real, and the boobs were torpedos(actually made me think of a Pi Phi at LSU we called Torps, ) and they were nukes, gravity would have already shown us the ocean in the middle of the earth
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31590 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:49 pm to
Go to that subreddit I mentioned above, it’s not the bra it’s the lack of the bra.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 5:51 pm to
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Go to that subreddit

not happening



HIS NAME WAS LucasP!!!!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76128 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 6:01 pm to
For this illiterate shite drivel we lost LucasP:
quote:

And if you rub you fingers across the cloth on a vehicles dealing it makes them hurt.
Q. You know what makes real pain?

A. Reading your shite.

#freeLucasP

OP: Quarter to Half Dollar-sized areolas, symmetry is best but not a deal breaker.

Their color would seem (from my first-hand experience) to be at least somewhat related to the racial makeup of the woman.

Nipple shape and size quality is a personal taste ( ) issue and like the old quote about obscenity: I know it when I see it.

I was getting busy with a random hookup once on the Emerald Coast and rolled her over to get her from behind and discovered a stray third nip lurking on her back. A bit weird but I kept focused on the task at hand. She said (later) that it wasn’t sensitive like her other two nipples.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 6:02 pm to
That’s weird AF
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/7/19 at 6:05 pm to
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discovered a stray third nip lurking on her back.


not too uncommon, Scaramanga
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