Started By
Message
locked post

Why do I always have to poop right after finishing a meal?

Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:09 pm
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38535 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:09 pm
OT doctors and wannabes assemble.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79881 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:09 pm to
Ever had one if those play-doh factories?
This post was edited on 12/23/17 at 2:10 pm
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70821 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:10 pm to
I think in general your body has a routine and it sticks to it.
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
28373 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:11 pm to
i cant put on any weight and everything i eat goes right through me, i feel your pain. i wonder if my body even gets any nutrition everything goes through me so fast
Posted by LSUfootball222
Member since Oct 2009
1167 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:12 pm to
Gastro-colic reflex baw
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106127 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:13 pm to
I hope you at least wait until leaving the table.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34837 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:13 pm to
Did you go to Southeastern and eat in the cafeteria..?
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
8087 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:13 pm to
crohn's disease
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5181 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:14 pm to
Your body is pushing out the oldest poop to make room for newer poop. Duh.
Posted by GeauxPhillies26
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2014
167 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:18 pm to
Honestly, this is the reason.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24518 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:19 pm to
Nature taking its course baw. Let it happen.
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

cant put on any weight and everything i eat goes right through me, i


Tapeworm baw
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
46010 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

Why do I always have to poop right after finishing a meal?


Because you touch yourself at night.
Posted by Fight4LSU
Kenner
Member since Jul 2005
10078 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:26 pm to
Common symptom of Aids.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:27 pm to
Gravity



What goes in

Must come out.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42624 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:27 pm to
Eat on the toilet. Circle of life.
Posted by schwartzy
New Orleans
Member since May 2014
10085 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:32 pm to
It’s actually very normal. I plan to be a future doctor.
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18467 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Did you go to Southeastern and eat in the cafeteria..?




Wow, it's been 30 years since I ate at that nasty assed cafeteria! Thanks for reminding me about it.

The dude that ran the cafeteria when I attended SLU in the early eighties led a sit in protest in the sixties complaining about the bad food in the SLU cafeteria.

I bet Sixty Raborn had something to do with how bad the food was and the free textbook rental at Southeastern.
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
5010 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:40 pm to
Time to see the Gastroenterologist
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32431 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 2:50 pm to
I’ve always been like this. I’m posting this message from a shitter in Wal Greens because I just left a lunch place.

Dinner and a movie dates have always been a problem for me if the theater is far away.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram