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Why do coworkers scratch their backs on my door frame?

Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:01 pm
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:01 pm
All but 1 of my coworkers who regularly drop by my office - including the women - will eventually back up to my door frame and start scratching their backs.

Should I take this as a sign that they're comfortable enough with me to let down their guards, or should I assume something in my office is making them itchy?
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43079 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:02 pm to
You're full of shite.
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
15169 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:02 pm to
They all sense you're a beta and are claiming your territory.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164082 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:02 pm to
Leaving their scent. Your stuff is theirs now
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13887 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

including the women


They're just putting their cooties on it.
This post was edited on 5/24/17 at 4:04 pm
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30550 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:04 pm to
Animals do this to communicate territory. You are nothing but territory to be claimed and you have no skin in the game
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
15880 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:05 pm to
Natural reaction when people sense you don't like boudin.
Posted by DthVllyDud
Ameritopia
Member since Jan 2011
1365 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:07 pm to
They are allergic to you...
Posted by muttenstein
Member since Oct 2012
2551 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:09 pm to
LOL. There's one guy who works for me that does that on my door frame. Almost every time he comes and visits me. I think he's flirting.
Posted by Tmcgin
BATON ROUGE
Member since Jun 2010
4949 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:11 pm to
because i can
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

back up to my door frame and start scratching their backs.


itching to get away from you?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:15 pm to
You make their skin crawl.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

You make their skin crawl.


Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32392 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:39 pm to
Another full of shite post..


Hammertime alter?

Pocket Aces?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113903 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:42 pm to
One time, there was a project going on that was pretty big. The company ended up renting a building that use to be a small law firm or something, but they took everything out so it was a huge empty space with offices in the corners of the building and a break room. They put up a bunch of cubicles and there was about 45-50 of us in there.

People would just randomly go up to a cubical they were around and start scratching their back. One time I came back from lunch. Everyone was pretty much still at lunch, but when I went inside there was this one guy in there. He was all into it... It took him a few seconds to realize I came in (it was actually me and another guy who went to lunch together). When he saw us, he slowed down and played it off cool. He didn't stop right away like he had just been caught jerking off, but he slowed down then stopped and was like "what did you have for lunch?".

We and the other dude went into his office and laughed because it was as if he had been into it for a long time....And it was as if he was getting off on it.. Anyway, it would probably be funnier in person.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:46 pm to
Stop working with bears



Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4714 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:48 pm to
Drag your arse across their carpet
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 5:00 pm to
I'll catch myself doing this subconsciously sometimes. It's usually at an intern's cubicle or a secretary. And this one midget guy.
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