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Why do burlesque dancers always seem to be bigger/less in shape than actual strippers?

Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:12 pm
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
11768 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:12 pm
Is it just an easy way for them to act out their stripper dreams that they can’t really do at a strip club because they can’t get in shape or are too lazy to do it?

There’s a lot of discussion also about how burlesque dancers aren’t strippers or aren’t “dirty.”

“Burlesque is art”
“Body positivity”
“It doesn’t objectify women”
“It’s telling a story”

At the end of the day, they really are just big strippers that nobody would really pay in a strip club.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30270 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:13 pm to
Not a single pic was seen
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117681 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:14 pm to
Mostly to keep their eligibility as amateurs.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:15 pm to
They're the flag girls of the stripping game
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16012 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:15 pm to
Fatass female history nerds larping as whores from the 20s/30s
Posted by migui8618
Member since Nov 2023
132 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:16 pm to
Flag girls need love too.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6824 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:16 pm to
Sounds like someone was rejected agIn.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19245 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:16 pm to
The Burlesque Union drug test

Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7272 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:17 pm to
They're a blown alternator away from escorting.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260058 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:17 pm to
Burlesque girls are the girls that cant make it in theater or stripping.

You get the worst of both worlds.
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
Geaux Tigahs
Member since Mar 2024
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Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:18 pm to
The topics here on TigerDroppings have been on point lately...

This place is getting cooler by the day

:sunglasses:

EVERYBODY KNOWS it ain't TRICK'N if you got it...........
This post was edited on 3/27/24 at 1:19 pm
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94918 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

They're a blown alternator away from escorting.


I figure they are blowing something one way or another.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard
Member since Jan 2014
4062 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:22 pm to
quote:


Burlesque girls are the girls that cant make it in theater or stripping.

You get the worst of both worlds.


Underrated comment.
Posted by Raging Tiger
Teedy Town
Member since Jun 2023
496 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:25 pm to
Hobbyist vs professional
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16975 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:26 pm to
It’s very much like bartenders.

They didn’t get tons of attentions when younger so now they have a job where they are around guys drinking and get hit on because of alcohol so they have this insanely inflated ego and actually think they are more than a 5/10 on their best day.


If everyday you went to work and got hit on and told you look good, after a while, you would think that was actually the real truth
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64412 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

At the end of the day, they really are just big strippers that nobody would really pay in a strip club.


You could be right. But seeing as how you didn’t provide any photographic evidence whatsoever to back up your assertion, we’ll never know.


This is the OT, my friend. There are rules that must be respected. Do better.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
11768 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

But seeing as how you didn’t provide any photographic evidence whatsoever to back up your assertion, we’ll never know.

Nobody wants to see the ones I’m talking about.
Posted by Ray Ray Rodman
Florida
Member since Mar 2005
17654 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:30 pm to
Cheerleaders grow up to be strippers.

Flag Girls grow up to do burlesque.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65687 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:31 pm to
pcs, baw! where da pics at?
Posted by DJNOS1978
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
771 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 1:32 pm to
Fats womens needs love too
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